Involuntary Bowel Movement Syndrome

Also known as IBMS. A condition affecting many people but widely undiscussed. It creates a sensation of tingling and bloating in the gastrointestinal tract, which then leads to spontaneous bowel movements of which the affected has no control. The bowel movements can vary whether they are consisted of urine, stool or both and they can also vary in quantity.

-I heard you crapped your pants the other day during your presentation.
-It's not my fault, I can't help it...
-How come?
-I don't like to talk about it.
-C'mon, you can let me know, we're best buds!
-Well, okay.....I have Involuntary Bowel Movement Syndrome
-Oh, IBMS.
-How do you know about it?
-My mum's had it for a few years, so I know how you feel.

by lvthmyrkfrv November 11, 2009

Down Syndrome "Trisomy 21"

I'm really surprised at the illiteracy of our society. I think that many people have a learning disability, especially when you ask them what they think Down Syndrome is. It's actually called Trisomy 21. People with this CONDITION (not disease) have an extra chromosome. The 21st chromosome tripled at conception. Most down syndrome people have medical problems such as, heart defects, liver problems and kidney problems. Their weight problems come from their thyroid being too high or too low. These guys can learn, just a little slower than you and I. This is not a disease, it is a condition. They also have features that aren't like ours, which makes them unique. Their not perfect, but neither are we. When you find someone who is, then I think you'd better call the American Medical Association. What makes them much different than some of you that have tried to define this condition is that they are better than you because they have no concept of judgement. You will never hear them judge someone elses way of life. I've read many of the definitions on this site and I can only say that I'm really dissapointed to know that their are that many cruel people out there. YOU rude people are the reason that down syndrome people are rude. They have to protect themselves from people like you. What "DISEASE" do you have that makes you the way you are? These kids are blessed children of God. They don't know what evil is. In closing, the next time you want to create your own definition of something, use your brain and look it up in a dictionary first. As for those of you who bashed this condition, you just made yourself look like a real dumb-ass.

I am a mother of a beautiful little girl who has down syndrome. I can only say to you who down this conditon that you are the ones with a very selfish disease called "JUDGEMENT"

by PROUD mom of a down syndrome child August 15, 2005

Little Man Syndrome (LMS)

A total douche bag that tries to compensate for his shortness/ smallness by being a total tool, and making himself look like a faggot. Therefore resulting in complete hatred.

Little Man Syndrome (LMS) is a man such as yourself.

by 9876324915 November 28, 2010

Second Belly Button Syndrome

the condition that occurs when a male enters frigid water and his member thusly contracts to the size of a belly button, either outie or innie (depending on wellness of his endowment), and causes the temporary formation of an apparent "second belly button" for the duration of his time in the water and a period of approximately five minutes after his recession to dry land.

"Yo bro I totes had Second Belly Button Syndrome when I had to bail on that sick whitewater run last winter. It was hella gnarly, yet def not tubular. Ok well maybe inwardly tubular a wee bit bro."

"That's sick nasty man. Don't fucking tell me that...."

by Dr. McNadsty October 21, 2010

Cis girl syndrome

A bias in men or society in general towards cis girls. Basically, the belief that cis girls are preferable and better than trans girls. This leads to the mistreatment of trans girls by men and society in general. A man would rather date a cis girl over a trans girl even if his true feelings are towards the trans girl. It is just easier and socially acceptable for men to pick a cis girl over a trans girl even to their detriment. This is considered a syndrome or condition since the belief that cis girls are better or more legitimate is not true. This false belief perpetuates the idea that trans women are not women , when in fact, they are.

He broke up with me because of his cis girl syndrome. I mean, we both know he loves me.
Men and their cis girl syndrome are just intolerable.
The government, by failing to recognize trans women under the law, is suffering from cis girl syndrome.

by Vasthoe August 22, 2018

fragile male ego syndrome

A certain type of man that whines when he doesn’t get his way, yells at women when they don’t like him, and has outbursts of anger when everyone doesn’t want to suck his dick.

Do you think Donald Trump was born with fragile male ego syndrome or it developed over time?

by Lurasek December 15, 2017

black person syndrome (bps)

When you are influenced by the black community.

Symptoms of black person syndrome (bps)
1. when you think you are a rapper
2. when you start listening to rap and start dancing around
3. you think you can break dance

by Doctor Hopkins August 20, 2011