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Black Easter

Black Easter represents the acknowledgement of male nature and composition. The dates are March 15th to the 31st ending right before regular Easter. The term was created by the Author which happened to have a male black rabbit at the time being. The non-fixed animal showed signs of super strength, endurance, & dominance.
Black Easter comes before the actual Easter
by Knitty April 5, 2024
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Black Thing

Any phrase, story or joke that only African Americans understand. This is due to their history in the United States.

It can also mean someone who is not Black but very into Black culture. They also have a very strong physical and sexual attraction to Black people. (Something racist White people don’t admit to)
Joe: i noticed Jill is always talking to Black guys in the street.
Jane: Yea! She is very into the Black Thing as you can see
by DougSmug November 26, 2022
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Black People Futures

E mini and E micro futures created by the CME as a way to trade / hedge against black people on the futures exchange

ticker for december 2024: nigz2024 - mnigz2024
bro i just fullported some black people futures
by Spankythemonky November 21, 2024
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Black Santa Claus

Unless he went back to the South pole, there's already been a Black Santa Claus before now, and it hasn't been remarkable news. Black Santa Claus was the Santa Claus that got shit done a few years ago, but with the Derek Chauvin versus George Floyd and similar incidents, Black Santa Claus might have said Fuck Christmas Nobody Acted Right last year (2020). By now Black Jesus and Black Santa Claus aren't new, 50 years ago their existence might have been shocking some people.
Black Santa Claus made it to TV a few years ago, but it seemed like people forgot about Christmas and any version of Santa Claus last year. Lotsf Cristians who celebrate Christmas are black, so t would only make sense that the one bringing them presents was Black Santa Claus. It would make more sense for Black Jesus to be the one to save their soul, not a guy that looks like the one that kneeled on their neck for almost 10 minutes. That guy looks more like the antichrist to them than Jesus.
by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021
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black girl thick

Certainly not something thin, or lacking in thickness whatsoever. Comparative to the physical solidness of a black woman.
Yo, tonight was a slow night at work, the type that makes me crave a THICK joint. No not some average thick, I’m talkin black girl thick homie. Smoke up somethin righteous and smooth at the same time.
by WeKnow_1234 September 18, 2023
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Black Cock Sandwich

Like a Cock Meat Sandwich, except this time the cock is black.
The fat guy at work said his favorite meal to share with his family is Black Cock Sandwich
by MdizzLe69 May 8, 2024
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Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing

When you pay a homeless Italian man to lick your nipples in such a way that your penis extends. Combine this with doing it near a black hole so your penis spaghettifies and also increases in length. While doing all this, start jelqing to maximize the length of your penis. Once your penis has reached a length of about 50 kilometers, you are now ready to penetrate your Italian man.
You wanna go find some people to Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxx with?
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
I love Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing!
by Bornelius September 22, 2025
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