black chicken quiz

How your gonna make all your friends gay in an instant

Derick : Hey Thomas, Have you heard of the black chicken quiz?
Thomas :No, why?
Derick : Whatever. How many legs does a black chicken have?
Thomas : Two
Derick : Okay, how many eyes does a black chicken have?
Thomas : Two
Derick : How many nostrils does a black chicken have?
Thomas Two
Derick Now how much fur is on a white cat?
Thomas : I don't know
Derick You seem to know more about black cock than you do white pussy

by verycomplexusername April 17, 2020

black flake

Someone who talks smack on social sites because he's craving for attention but when push comes to shove he always punks out in person

Man, Kyle is the biggest black flake I've ever seen!

by Doctorholiday May 13, 2018

Black belt driver

Someone who has years of driving experience and has never had a car accident. Very experienced driver.

Driving a bus or semi truck makes you a double black belt driver because those take skill to drive.

Did you see how that guy avoided that car accident so quickly?! He’s totally a black belt driver!!

This blizzard is impossible to drive in, only a black belt driver can do it safely!

by Pipperoo October 14, 2017

Black Magnet

A "Black Magnet" is similar to a "Chick Magnet" but a "Black Magnet" will only successfully attract the KFC/Basketball/Hard to see at night people.

BRO, Hommie Alex, he's got that Black Magnet Rizz, brother's working with some black magic over here rizzin this Popeyes chicken loving mama up.

by Hot_Pocket October 2, 2023

Blacked Home

(V.) past tense version of getting home with no memory.

Last night I had 10 jäger bombs and blacked home. Hope I was nice to the driver!

by AlisunW November 23, 2022

black butterfly's

black butterfly's is when you can fell the blood rushing to your penis.

when you touched me it gave me black black butterfly's.

by theunknowing2211 December 26, 2024

black salamander

An e-dildo for female runescape players.

Trading max gp for black salamanders!!!

by Bob1 Smith1 June 9, 2009