black tie wedding

a wedding that requires formal attire (gowns for women and tuxedos for men) with michelin- star food. this is a very classy event and is usually thought of as a wedding for wealthy people.

guest1: their wedding was stunning. I think I am going to have a black tie wedding too!
guest2: The food was very upscale and the filet with lobster was cooked perfectly!

by guccigirl1738 January 4, 2017

black people

People with medium to dark skintone who love white people and definitely do not commit violent crime or terrorize law-abiding citizens. They're the most upstanding and honest citizens in America and would never steal anything that's not bolted down. Everything they do can easily be excused because black people are the real victims in America.

Black people are victims who deserve reparations for the wrongs that have been committed against them.

by 13commit52 March 4, 2023

Jack Black Special

When you fist your entire hand into a lady's anus, effectively making it unusable, and then using the same hand to finger her until she cums, and when she does, dump it in her asshole, and wait for her to take a shit, when she takes a shit, you take a shit in her asshole at the same time, when you are both finished, proceed to scoop up the entire mess into a jar, then release liquid nitrogen on the jar, have the entire thing freeze then break the jar, when the jar is broken, you shall feed the shattered jar to your pet and wait until it dies, once it is done, take the dog to your local chinese restaurant and force them (preferably by blackmail) to cook it, you then bring the cooked animal home, then combine it with the shitty cum thing from earlier, you then blend it, and give it as a smoothie to some niggers down the road, once they eat it and die, take their bodies home and eat all them niggers, remember those chinese chingtards from earlier? take them with you to watch you do the whole thing again in a few hours.

WARNING: LETHAL SHITS HAPPEN, IF THEY OCCUR TOO MUCH, GO SEE A DOCTOR YOU RACIST FAGGOT NIGGER CHOPSTICK LOOKING ASS.

"Yo Chad what ya did to ya gurl last nightz?"
"I gave her the Jack Black Special"
"I am calling the police."

by NIGGERMCMUFFINSHROOM May 8, 2019

Black people

A crazy ethnicity that expects you to like them.

To the definitions of Black people that says, “fuck you for not liking Black people.” No, fuck you!

by LinkxPeach January 30, 2025

black flake

Someone who talks smack on social sites because he's craving for attention but when push comes to shove he always punks out in person

Man, Kyle is the biggest black flake I've ever seen!

by Doctorholiday May 13, 2018

Black girl

A girl that thinks it’s okay for her to date bad boys, idiots, and jerks. But, don’t want Black men to date women outside her ethnicity out of jealousy, and her selfishness.

Jerry: (talks to White girl).
Samantha: (stares at, and annoys Jerry).
Jerry: you Black girl.

by LinkxPeach April 20, 2022

Black p stone bloods

The Black P. Stones are affiliated with the Bloods alliance and especially with the Piru coalition. and was created in the 1960's The gang is a rival of the Crips.The Black P. Stones have also been involved in a long-running conflict with the 18th Street gang, a Latino gang which is based in a territory north of Baldwin Village.

black p stone bloods are part of a nation spreading to chicago

by gangoligist January 17, 2024