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Slippin’ like wet soap

“ Homegirls late paying me my money back - that girl is slippin’ like wet soap “
by MollyRust August 5, 2020
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Urban dictionary like to dislike ratio

Something that is completely random. Like, offensive definitions can get more upvotes than downvotes, while definitions that condemn horrible actions harshly can get more downvotes than upvotes. Seriously?
Dave: quantum mechanics is random
Jenny: yeah, just like urban dictionary like to dislike ratios
by Eushshtb September 29, 2024
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acting like future

made to reference the rapper "future", known for being nonchalant and toxic in relationships. this is used to describe people who fit those traits.
"i just broke up with my man and he's completely unbothered.."
"lmao he acting like future"
by lsadora January 21, 2024
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Ain't no sense like bought sense

This means that anything that you learn a life lesson from (that also costs you money); you will NEVER let it happen to you again.
For example..Loaning someone money a second time when they didn't pay you back the first time. Or getting the same girl pregnant twice when she told you she was on birth control..Now you are paying child support TWICE.
Or catching an STD from trusting someone who has told you "You're the only one I have had sex with." Meanwhile, you are spending money on doctor visits and antibiotics.
Man, I promise you I won't sleep with her again! She lied and said she was on the pill. Ain't no sense like bought sense!
by T. Breeze Rawst April 18, 2022
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Shot Up Like a Rocket

A phrase used to describe getting erect very quickly. Usually as the result of very arousing events.
I snuck off to kiss my girlfriend at the local elementary school so her disapproving dad wouldn't see and my dick shot up like a rocket.
by zjason decimator January 31, 2022
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You Ar Eonly Allowed TO Stab Non-Consensually ANda Conincentially WIth A Steak Knife Because It Looks Like Teeth
You Ar Eonly Allowed TO Stab Non-Consensually ANda Conincentially WIth A Steak Knife Because It Looks Like Teeth
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