joggle my cock

Statement used to command one to give you a hand job.

Hey you fuckin whore,since your snatch begun gushing blood like she's catering a fuckin vampire festival ,you want my piss -pop sloshswaggle in that muthafukin peter -pit that you call a mouth, so say aahhh toots now bring your ass this way and joggle my cock! !!

by Gruff-Wite April 25, 2017

cock n roll

The lovely meeting place between getting dicked down and listening to rock n roll

I heard she enjoys a good cock n roll.

by Daddy Dachshund September 6, 2017

cryinass man cock

a grown ass man who whimpers and whines like a bitch.

Sherri: hey who won the baggo tournament?
Ron: Brian and nathen is already screaming he cheated.

Sherri: Great here he comes now, get ready for the cryinass man cock story.

by messy bun November 19, 2017

titty cock sucker

a term used in blind rage

aw fuckin' titty cock sucker

by Ultimatestageofbordomgy November 20, 2017

Cock-blocked by geometry

AKA the pornhub video buffering. Or the white circle of doom.

Guy 1: dude i got cock-blocked by geometry last night
Guy 2: haha the video buffered huh?
Guy 1: yeah. I need better internet.

by Tacocat777 March 6, 2017

cold cut cock

1. A phrase describing something who is being uncooperative.

2. A brotha who has chosen a hoe over a bro

Ay, stop being a cold cut cock you sloot!!!!

Dude, that was pretty cold cut of you to do.

by Byron Sleepy July 13, 2016

cock swash buckling

The act of engaging in cock to cock combat at close range.

Look at those two shautleflaungers cock swash buckling. I wonder if they're faugs.

by Little Daulin Guy May 25, 2016