Jack-Off Scratchpot

An experience referred to as "The opposite of winning a Scratch-Off Jackpot" by both members of the llama breeding field and the Japanese, a "Jack-Off Scratchpot" is an interrogation technique in which several armed guards ejaculate into a bowl of Lucky Charms, and the victim is given the option of volunteering information, or being forced to eat the cereal, along with its horrifying broth/sauce.

"Upon arriving at the North Korean prison, Drew found himself being the unfortunate winner of a Jack-Off Scratchpot, after refusing to relinquish information on the US Nuclear program."

by KickDickem April 20, 2017

pull off a Ralf Stegner

Auf Twitter die Menschen zu einer normativen Verhaltensweise auffordern und etwa ein Jahr später dieser Anweisung auf Twitter selbst widersprechen.

Twitter-User am 29. März 2016: "Uneingeschränkte Pressefreiheit ist eine Grundvoraussetzung für Demokratie - das muss man heutzutage offenbar wieder erklären."

Gleicher Twitter-user am 24.April 2017: "Unverschämter WELT-Artikel von Dxxxxxxx Sxxxx ("Die Sozialdemokratisierung der AfD"). Diese Demokratiefeinde sind das Gegenteil von SPD!"

Anderer Twitter-User: "Wow, you really pull off a Ralf Stegner?"

by Dr_Kurt April 26, 2017

doors off

Boozing with good friends

The lads were doors off on Saturday

by Matty14260 May 4, 2017

Philling off

The act of complaining about something but never actually doing anything about it. Mostly in reference to your relationship with a girlfriend

Tim needs to quit philling off on Facebook

by Rusty dildo May 5, 2017

OFFS

Acronym for "oh for fuck's sake".

"Hey, man, I know we had plans but I've got to bail."

"OFFS"

by bwet00 September 6, 2017

drying off the sheets

Blowing in the pussy to dry the cum in there

My girls was getting wet so I went and started drying off the sheets

by Nigger handles September 14, 2017

diving off the pirate plank

The sexual practice of being anal penetrated whilst suspended from a the waist of a larger homosexual man at the pool edge before rapidly uncoupling from the erect penis and dropping backwards into the water. Preferably practiced in the presence of young children and families.

Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.

Did you see that dirty bastard diving off the pirate plank right in frontof the flume ma wean was oan!

by Dirk Dickler September 22, 2017