balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.

Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!

by DaveDH June 14, 2024

Driving like a cowboy

When you drive to work and someone drives like an out of control cowboy and almost kills himself and everyone around him and then you get to the red light and that asshole is there along side you !! Boy you got far !!!!

Driving like a cowboy gets you nowhere fast !!

by anonymous May 6, 2021

there's no place like home

there's no place like home

there's no place like home

by RoseRed669 August 5, 2023

Avoid it like poison ivy

To resolutely avoid something because it is perceived as highly undesirable or dangerous.

"I hate crowds and avoid it like poison ivy, especially during flu season."

by Kupid_love May 4, 2024

soin like dat

the answer is always yes but you just wanna keep the person confused

her-are you cheating on me EJ
me-soin like dat

by mrdelusional April 10, 2024

I'm beginning to feel like I'm mentally ill

I'm just writing this so hopefully, someone will put this on a mug or cup

I'm beginning to feel like I'm mentally ill

by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023

Definitions be like:

Belowag is a very nice person.
She'll always be with you to cheer you up.
She'll make friends with everyone!

Example definitions be like:
Person 1: Hi person 2!
Person 2: Hi!
Person 1: Let's go out together!
Person 2: Okay.
Person 1&2: Let's go!
2:
Person 1: Hi!
Person 2: Hi!

by Orrinpants February 28, 2022