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Bag Head Syndrome

When your head swells from drinking paper-bagged gas station liquor and it inflates like a balloon, while the rest of your body sheds all of its remaining muscle and you look like a stick figure otherwise. Bag head syndrome is PERMANENT, even when you stop drinking and your head shrinks back to normal, you still have a bunch of loose skin hanging from your noodle because it's permanently stretched out. You can visit a bag head removal specialist, but it's really expensive and no health insurance plan will cover the cost. You can also try mewing.
Allen Iverson's head so fat because of bag head syndrome, from all that liquor he be drinking.
by Obama Phone April 28, 2023
mugGet the Bag Head Syndromemug.

Crap Bag

A gift Exchange among freinds and family of gifts that range from whimsical to humorous to just plain crappy.
The tradition began in the late 1900's with a selection of gifts consisting of common items with humorous notes attached. Typically the crap bag exchange is conducted during the Holiday season. Two decks of cards are required. One deck is evenly distributed among all persons present. Cards are drawn from the second deck and the person holding the matching card picks a present from the pile or steals a present that another person already chose from the pile. Once all presents are taken, they are opened and enjoyed or traded.
by DavesBrotherInLawMark December 28, 2013
mugGet the Crap Bagmug.

bust that bag open

having or giving anal sex to him or her
“ ima get my bag busted open”.

“lemme bust that bag open”
by _open2discussuion May 5, 2018
mugGet the bust that bag openmug.

Bag

Bag is referring to cocaine
Jake has 1 sip of a bundy and fiens for it.

Any context of any conversation and the word “bag” gets brought up. Everyone looks at everyone and says. “bag”
by sn0w3unny January 27, 2022
mugGet the Bagmug.

Bag-haggle

Although the actual definition is unknown, it's a way of threatening a misbehaving kid. The most common sentence it's used in, (down below,) has been used for at least 4 generations.
Stop it or I'm going to have to come over there and bag-haggle you!
by A guy from Jerzey March 14, 2024
mugGet the Bag-hagglemug.
Can be used for someone who is falling off. It can also be used if someone is talking too much
lizzo: my video got 7 likes!
stranger: you have 25 million followers lizzo.. just put the fries in the bag bro
by bomboclartdawg July 12, 2024
mugGet the just put the fries in the bagmug.

bolly bag

The dog's bolly bag was swinging around as he walked
by Haddock March 25, 2019
mugGet the bolly bagmug.

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