Dick Punch

A punch bowl that has been spiked with severed male genitalia.

Me Hey can you pass the Dick Punch?

by PotatoCannons August 4, 2011

dirty dick

Done alot in the Navy. When someone junior told to get a cup of coffee from someone senior. The junior sailor rim the senior person cup with his penis. Junior sailor may leave an alittle extra for the senior sailor in his cup like a pubic hair.

Hey Seaman John Doe get me a fresh cup of coffee. Roger that Chief. Seaman Doe gets the coffee from the mess decks(Galley) go to the head(restroom)and rims(dirty dick)the Chief coffee cup with his penis. Seaman Doe head back to the Chief to hand him his fresh cup coffee. Chief drank it. Damn good cup coffee Seaman Doe. You welcome Chief.

by Rltipster December 15, 2008

Hamster Dick

Someone who has very small penis.

Jay Leno is a hamster dick for screwing Conan like that.

by OldManD January 20, 2010

Dick Bagel

1. Having ones penis inserted into a bagel.

2. An insult directed at a bagel.

1: -Roomate walks in-
Roomate: Awww dude what the fuck?
Dickbagel: Oh, uh, sorry bro
Roomate: Aww man, pick that dick bagel up bro

2. Man, this bagel tastes like ass, what a dick bagel.

by XxxBroxxX January 22, 2010

Peparami dick

A man with an abnormally large, but however, extremely thin Weiner.

girl#1: ''AAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!'

*she runs down the stairs to re-join the party*
Dude#1: 'OMG?! whats the matter?!!!'
girl#1: ''i was about to give him some sweet-ass head, but he had a peparami dick!!!!!' :'(

by prickboy July 22, 2010

dick holster

a dick holster is a dirty leathery female which one recently dated to hold their male weapon of choice in while looking for that new embroidered model

Nick: What the fuck is she doing here?

Me: I'm just using her as a dick holster while I scavenge the local taverns for a new one.

by K See Ya May 10, 2011

cinnamon dick

a flavored dick related to cinnamon

i told rachelys rodriguez to suck on killasick's baby cinnamon dick

by fruitcake9669 March 27, 2009