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slept like a bag of spanners

Slang for having a crap nights sleep

Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'

Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'

Bloke: 'Lumpy!'
Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'

Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'

Bloke: 'Lumpy!'
by inniiit March 13, 2014
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go dick-a-suck a bag

Legendary phrase used by "Brandon" in kitty0706's "Elliot goes to school" gmod episodes on youtube.
Usually to be used as a comedic way to reject something someone told you to do.
Although not required, it is usually said while throwing something at the person telling you to do something. For comedic effect.
In-game of course.
Teacher: "Brandon you must insert mediocre thing to do"
Brandon: "Go dick-a-suck a bag!" *throws a boot into teacher's face*
by BioSynical January 4, 2024
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Tow Bag

Used to describe a female of ill repute you uses guest hand towels for purposes for which they are not designed. Typically this would involve the cleaning of excrement or vomit but can extend to mopping up vaginal discharge.
Darl, would you look at the fuckin mess that Tow Bag made in the donny.

OMG - I'm sorry Hun but Normans play by there own rules.
by Htothearters October 19, 2013
mugGet the Tow Bagmug.

shag or bag

To have sexual relations for one time or to make one ones own
"X for shag or bag"
by Lexifyy July 1, 2017
mugGet the shag or bagmug.

garbage bagged

1.the act of fucking a woman so many times in the ass with a condom it turns black, thats when you know you have a garbage bag!!!!

2. the act of having a woman shit in your condom and then inserting the genitalia into the GARBAGE BAG!!!!!
1. "yeah dude i garbage bagged mary last night!", "how black was it?"

2. "i got garbage bagged last night, it was fucking terrible, didnt even see it comin"
by Super Badass Sweet Daddy Jones January 12, 2011
mugGet the garbage baggedmug.

hot bag of dicks

A scalding sack of penises
There is no one happier than a sissy with a hot bag of dicks
by Wasatchstallion September 24, 2017
mugGet the hot bag of dicksmug.

tickling the dill bag

A person who tickles your balls while performing a blow job or hand job
Also slang for eating at a greasy spoon or diners
I got the best head last night! She/He was“tickling my dill bag” while working my member!

I need some corned beef hash! Let’s go “tickling the dill bag” at Joe’s Diner!
by Mantaray22 May 24, 2022
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