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Getting gooned

Getting gooned: To be legally “kidnapped” by 2 or more men/women (goons) working for a company your parent/guardian hired to take you to various forms of treatment centers (torture facilities).
1: “Hey, did you see the new kid? Looks like he got his shit rocked! Tough little son of a bitch
2: “Yeah. Guy didn’t know he was getting gooned at first so he swung on the first goon. He tried to catch his punch but the kid slipped and ended up hitting his head pretty hard.”
1: “What a fucking idiot!”
by Fuckmormoms November 17, 2023
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Get Oofed

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

...
Guy 1: Hey, do you want to beat off to Mia Khalifa?
Guy 2: Ya sure, found new stuff?
Guy 1: Yes YAAS, check this out
Guy 1: Proceeds to show Lyrics of Rickroll Get Oofed
by WhyDoIExistIfWeAreGonnaDie December 27, 2020
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getting cosbyed

Getting cosbyed "Dude that chick got cosbyed."
by Rarepepe788 November 10, 2015
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Getting Beefy

A situation where it looks as though two or more people are going to have 'beef' (an argument, not the food) then one may say it is 'getting beefy'
Ooh it looks like things are getting beefy, be ready to step in!
by SofaSoph August 1, 2021
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The pizzas getting cold

When your high is staring to wear off.
{Guy 1} Hey, Dude the pizzas getting cold {Guy 2} Oh shit dude, lets bake another one!
by JayyBird October 30, 2010
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you're gonna get some

meaning you're about to get fucked
"oh Ashton you're gonna get some
by Elzharah January 20, 2024
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Get Ran

When you snipe a brute across the map that was engaging a marine, with a plasma pistol shop and kill him
GET RAN! COME AWWWNNNNN!!!
by Jimmy LeBron March 7, 2025
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