Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap

my theory is that (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) isn't working on (ANALOG HORROR) because (SEXUAL REASON)!!! surely this wont make every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable!
(makes every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable)
GRR... HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE GET UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I SEXUALIZE (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) FOR NOT WORKING ON (ANALOG HORROR)!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY WILL LET ME SEXUALIZE MINORS!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REACT!!!

Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap is WEIRD!!!

by 1willwoodfan0 May 29, 2023

brass off

Female masturbatiin utilizing in adamant objects found around the home. Ie. Shampoo bottle, hair brush or remote control.

I had such a wonderful hot shower this morning. All I needed was to brass off with the small shampoo bottle for while to start my day off right.

by Trueleaffan March 28, 2019

Pulling off a pereira cristo

Using waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much air to sing a

Wow that guy is pulling off a pereira cristo... he must a raging homosexual.

by piners November 4, 2019

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by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025

throw yourself off the boat

to indulge in NSFW fetish work. this includes both writing and watching

joe: yoo i spent all night watching some freaky stuffff
james: you really just throw yourself off the boat like that?

by SebaliMotherTrucker January 18, 2024

fuck off

farting and having diareya

MY DAD HAD A FUCK OFF

by asdefrgt January 5, 2022

Like a water from Walmart off the stack

When someone you see is so basic yet so absolutely hot that they're off the stack/unique in how basic they are.

Isabella: hey my look at this photo of my friend
Fernando: oh my god. Shes like a water from walmart off the stack
Isabella: what the fuck does that even mean

by Zer0Rebel4 November 25, 2021