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Black cock in the ass

Hey sexy, wanna talk about the Holocaust?”

“Black cock in the ass” *proceeds to shit*
by Fuck Alex he’s a bitch November 22, 2021
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black people

People with medium to dark skintone who love white people and definitely do not commit violent crime or terrorize law-abiding citizens. They're the most upstanding and honest citizens in America and would never steal anything that's not bolted down. Everything they do can easily be excused because black people are the real victims in America.
Black people are victims who deserve reparations for the wrongs that have been committed against them.
by 13commit52 March 4, 2023
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Jack Black Special

When you fist your entire hand into a lady's anus, effectively making it unusable, and then using the same hand to finger her until she cums, and when she does, dump it in her asshole, and wait for her to take a shit, when she takes a shit, you take a shit in her asshole at the same time, when you are both finished, proceed to scoop up the entire mess into a jar, then release liquid nitrogen on the jar, have the entire thing freeze then break the jar, when the jar is broken, you shall feed the shattered jar to your pet and wait until it dies, once it is done, take the dog to your local chinese restaurant and force them (preferably by blackmail) to cook it, you then bring the cooked animal home, then combine it with the shitty cum thing from earlier, you then blend it, and give it as a smoothie to some niggers down the road, once they eat it and die, take their bodies home and eat all them niggers, remember those chinese chingtards from earlier? take them with you to watch you do the whole thing again in a few hours.

WARNING: LETHAL SHITS HAPPEN, IF THEY OCCUR TOO MUCH, GO SEE A DOCTOR YOU RACIST FAGGOT NIGGER CHOPSTICK LOOKING ASS.
"Yo Chad what ya did to ya gurl last nightz?"
"I gave her the Jack Black Special"
"I am calling the police."
by NIGGERMCMUFFINSHROOM May 8, 2019
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black tie wedding

a wedding that requires formal attire (gowns for women and tuxedos for men) with michelin- star food. this is a very classy event and is usually thought of as a wedding for wealthy people.
guest1: their wedding was stunning. I think I am going to have a black tie wedding too!
guest2: The food was very upscale and the filet with lobster was cooked perfectly!
by guccigirl1738 January 4, 2017
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Black Day

A Black day is when a person of color, specifically an African-American or an American person of African heritage or any person who identifies as black takes a day off from work from the mental and emotional fatigue for being Black at work or in their place of employment. This term was created after the verdict was delivered from the trial of the former police officer convicted of the murder of George Floyd. A black person was reluctant to return to work for fear of the onslaught of inquiries by well-intentioned white people who would ask “what do you think of the verdict?”.
“I was so exhausted yesterday from work that today I took a Black day.”
by Silvie Bell April 26, 2021
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Black notes

Salary or wage thats paid off record to avoid income tax or to fit into a tax bracket
My boss didn’t doesn’t give me a salary, he just pays me in black notes
by anon6958 June 26, 2023
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