choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 07, 2009

Off-T.B.

A slang acronym that stands for "Only Fine From The Back".

Used in references mainly to girls who appear attractive from rear viewing, but upon visual inspection from another angle, no longer arouse.

Whoa, Gina is OFF-TB!
She's OFF-TB, man... nasty

by Anonymous June 09, 2003

cuffing off

The action of jerking ones penis for pleasure

Jaime was caught by his gramma cuffing off in a sock

by lainey70 December 14, 2015

e-jerk off

What Xessive and dizzy do in xessive's meetings

dizzy:that was the dumbest meeting....(after being "e-jerk off"

by vand3l August 06, 2008

Let Em' Off

The Act Of Making The Motion Of Shooting A Gun With Your Hand Up In The Air In Excitement.

ahhh shit Duck Downs In The House Let Em' Off !

by King Tut Jr March 15, 2010

Gator-Off

Gatorade and Smirnoff. A drink invented by a hardass wannabe who thought it'd be cool to lose braincells and gain electrolytes at the same time.

I downed some Gator-Off at homecoming, impressed?

by Fagalot October 05, 2009

Knock-Off Cowboy

Farmers who identify as "cowboys" by utilizing phrases like "cowboys don't care" and acting as though it's a personality trait. In addition to wearing paddy caps and dealer boots, these individuals also known to get their eyebrows pierced. These so-called "cowboys" are con artists, not at all like the real thing.

“ Look at the man sporting a paddy cap over there. He definitely considers himself a "knock-off cowboy," I'm sure of it. Where is his cowboy hat, ffs?” “That eyebrow piercing is an ick” “Wait till they face the real deal in Texas they’ll be weak to their brittle knees”

by Jbunni March 10, 2023