i’m nothing like y’all

literally means you’re nothing like them all. you built different.

“yo could you pass me the sal—“
“im nothing like y’all 😎😭😭😭”

“i love your new shir—!”
“im nothing like y’all 😎😭😭😭”

*backflip*
“i’m nothing like y’all 😎😭😭😭

by hamsterfart27 December 3, 2023

Like 2nd mother like dog

When your dog acts like your partner.

Like 2nd mother like dog. They’re both retarded.

by cruicfal February 12, 2025

mom likes women

when your father went to get the milk and ur mom found a hot woman...
ur mom likes women
perfect comeback to any ur mom jokes

guy1 : ur mom
guy2 (smart): ur mom likes women

by chonky elbow July 3, 2022

Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp

When a person has a Head Like A Hole by the band Nine Inch Nails that is full of Holy Water and the size of a Watermelon with a giant John Mellencamp, they have a Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp.

"Thou shalt not forsake my Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp under the rug!"

Judy: "Hey, Donna? Do you like that song called "Head Like A Hole" by Nine Inch Nails?"

Donna: "Sure! It's ok!"

Judy: "What about Holy Water? Do you like that?"

Donna: "I guess so! Why do you ask?"

Judy: "I just wanted to know if you wanted some. Say, do you like Watermelons?"

Donna: "Yes. You know I do. What are you getting at?"

Judy: "Nothing, but I scored some tickets to see John Mellencamp tomorrow. Do you want to go?"

Donna: "That would be awesome! Sure, I'll go!"

Judy: "Great! Don't forget to pack your Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 25, 2023

sneeze like

When you are using your phone and you sneeze and like a Facebook post by accident.

"Damn, I just sneezed liked about that dudes dead pet/relative"
"I was saying I liked your grandma'sAlzheimer's , it was a sneeze like"

by rhymeswithleek January 15, 2014

Cheese on a grater tastes like paper

A random saying used to annoy someone out of sheer the sheer stupidity

May put someone in ponderment

A way of putting someone in a state of annoyance

“Cheese on a grater tastes like paper” says A

B says” would you stop it’s so annoying

CHEESE ON A GRATER TASTES LIKE PAPER

by Vexamon October 21, 2023

how to become like ya cut g

slap someone's head when they get cut up

how to become like ya cut g: "like ya cut g" "ouch why would you slap me"

by someguyonwifi December 6, 2021