cookies and cream sundae

when you masturbate to till ejaculation while taking a shit (preferably on a toilet)

kevin: dude later tonight im gonna do a cookies and cream sundae wanna join
gurt: yo

by Ricky randall August 5, 2025

Taco Fudge Sunday

A extreme act of sex when a man releases his bowels into a woman's vagina and proceeds to participate in the act of sex when the vagina is full of his feces. Once he is done the man then eats it out with a spoon. It can also be done by 2 women as well if the one doing the defecation owns any sex toys or more preferably a banana.

Yooooo I just committed Taco Fudge Sunday on my girl last night dawg. My house still smells from it. It was rancid. We haven't even cleaned it all up yet. There is just too much. I can still taste it. I haven't even got the chance to brush my teeth yet. They're so brown from what we just did last night.

by Coffantasy September 18, 2025

Hot-Fudge Sundae

When a man ejaculates in a persons ass and the receiving person shits on the dick at the same time. The man then pulls his dick out with the tip popping out of the semen and shit resembling a cherry, creating a Hot-Fudge Sundae.

Wyatt gave a Chad a dirty Hot-Fudge Sundae

by Hot Fudge Sundayze October 1, 2025

Worker’s Comp Sundae

Instead of receiving financial compensation for a workplace injury, you are given a coupon for a hot fudge brownie sundae. If this is the case, please contact your union immediately.

While carrying heavy boxes, Luke suffered a slipped disc on the job. Joe, his employer, hands him a worker’s comp sundae instead of papers to file for worker’s compensation.

by Doctor Gupta (prostatechecker) October 23, 2025

Han Ji-sung

nucking figger

1: OMG I LOVE HAN JI-SUNG SM AAAAA
2: bro no one cares abt that little bitch

by theguy123123 October 26, 2025

Sarah’s Sunshine

A bright, golden margarita with smooth tequila, fresh lime, and warm almond sweetness from amaretto—light, luminous, and deceptively strong.

Ingredients
• 2 oz blanco tequila
• 1 oz amaretto
• 1 oz fresh lime juice
• 0.25 oz simple syrup

• Sugar rim

• Orange wheel garnish

Method:
1. Rim a rocks glass/coupe w sugar
2. Add tequila, amaretto, lime juice, and simple syrup to a shaker with ice.
3. Shake hard until well chilled.
4. Strain over fresh ice

5. Garnish and serve.

Hey bartender, tonight I think I’m feeling Sarah’s Sunshine, please! Make that two!

by drinkmasterchef December 23, 2025

Not enough ass to last till sundown

At grandma's house when you break a glass coffee table, you get your ass whooped.

You broke my coffee table!! Ight imma beat you so bad its not enough ass to last till sundown

by Your grandma! March 4, 2020