A Māori-twisted take on fuckwit, used to describe someone who is acting like a premium-grade idiot, a muppet of the highest order, or a walking hazard to common sense. Reserved for those moments when someone’s behaviour is so cooked that normal insults simply won’t do.
“Some whūk wit parked across two spaces at Pak’nSave again.”
“The council must be run by a bunch of whūk wits if that’s their plan.”
“Bro, don’t be a whūk wit. Read the instructions.”
“The council must be run by a bunch of whūk wits if that’s their plan.”
“Bro, don’t be a whūk wit. Read the instructions.”
by Matua Kahurangi December 5, 2025
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Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness
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