Keyboard Welder

A douchebag troll that comments on welding videos like he or she is some kind professional welder even though they have ZERO pictures or videos of welds they produced on their own profiles/pages. Their opinion is WORTHLESS and they should be immediately BANNED from your account.

Creator in video: *welds a perfect stack of dimes with a mig*
Keyboard welder: "YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN PUSHING INSTEAD OF DRAGGING, YOU SUCK."
Everyone Else: BANNNNNNNNNNNN

by RUSTYCREEKFAB January 5, 2026

do you love welder

Mantra of tee-shirt peddling scum on social media. Mostly instagram, where their M.O. is to repost content without credit or mention with the goal of feeding off of talented welders.

Do you love welder? Follow me for stolen pics daily. Visit links for shirts mugs and leggings.

by Scumfrog September 1, 2018

Vertical Butt Weld

A sex act involving a man and partner, in which the man, with expert precision, ejaculates between their partner's ass cheeks and presses them shut, allowing the semen to dry. The dry semen forms cement, welding the cheeks shut.

"Man, that bitch Randy was such an ass until I gave him a vertical butt weld. His dumbass won't ever shit or call me gay again."

by Vertical Butt Weld Man December 7, 2019

Dog shit welder

A weld that looks like it was done by a drunk Steve Wonder

Jon D is a dog shit welder

by Jdwelder May 11, 2021

Easton the Welder

Fat and ugly super loser

You're an Easton the Welder

by Weldr February 25, 2025

What the weld

A clean version of what the hell commonly used within manufacturing plants. References the welding operations that are often present in these settings.

“The production line is down again? What the weld!”

“He never got back to you about that? What the weld is he doing…”

by steezer12 July 30, 2025

health, welfare, and morels

What a gourmet-chef parent feels da responsibility to maintain in his/her children.

While it is indeed a good practice to have your offspring try new foods dat are widely believed to be "healthy 'n' tasty", you should also keep in mind dat everyone's physiques, tolerances, and culinary preferences are different, and so if you truly care about your child's health, welfare, and morels, you should never insist dat he eat mushrooms if he doesn't care for them.

by QuacksO January 4, 2025