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bleeding the weasel

To have anal sex and tear through a matted patch of anal hair, then plowing said ass until bleeding occurs.
Man I was totally bleeding the weasel with Lisa last night.
by Emerica ann August 25, 2014
mugGet the bleeding the weaselmug.

Lady Weasel

A lady's weasel (vagina)
'Her lady weasel's out again.'
by ladyweasel July 21, 2013
mugGet the Lady Weaselmug.

Weasel

Fred is a weasel.
by unstabletable_ April 16, 2024
mugGet the Weaselmug.

slot weasel

Like a lot lizard but at the casino.
She was really roaming between the guys at the slot machine looking who had the most money. They would be the next victim of the slot weasel.
by racheal18 October 13, 2021
mugGet the slot weaselmug.

Beached Weasel

A “beached weasel” is usually found in a trap house to Diggles their way through everybody’s belongings with no remorse and guilt or care and will help you look for the things they stole from you etc. A “beached weasel” is a two-faced backstabbing friend Who will Lie to your face or steal from you step on your toes And have no remorse of doing it!!A “beached weasel”Can also be someone Who hangs out only when it is beneficial to them and some sort of way and in most cases drugs!!! Watch out for beached weasels because they are everywhereAnd will adapt to any environment or situation....
You can go out to any trap house in Olympia and find a “beached weasel”
by anonymous June 5, 2018
mugGet the Beached Weaselmug.

Kitty Weasel

1.) A cute pet-name for someone you care about. Usually one who is extremely sarcastic/whitty/musically inclined/tattooed/uses the word fum/puts random ''z's'' in words.

2.) An elongated cat, in the torso area. Also referred to as a "weenie-cat."
1.) "I skipped through your 13 minute song, Kitty Weasel."

2.) "Hey! I think I tripped over a Kitty Weasel!"
by TailSwallowerAndDove May 25, 2010
mugGet the Kitty Weaselmug.

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