diddle the dog

Often used sarcastically, a reference to endeavoring to pleasure your canine in a sexual manner.

My dad used to lament, when he’d struck out with any available females, that he would instead “just go home and diddle the dog” for some fun.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

Fat Dogging

1. To behave in the manner in which a fat dog would be expected to behave.
2. To relax.
3. A "not made up" dance performed by Chang in the TV series Community.

1. Me and my friends are fat dogging by the river smoking pot.
2. I can't wait to get home and fat dog it.
3. Do the fat dog, it's not made up.

by monetary_madness October 26, 2014

rain dog

a term used for someone who is lost and cannot find his way.

For I am a rain dog, too.

by java fiend June 29, 2003

Female Dog

Real definition of the word bitch

My bitch is pregnant. I cannot wait for that female dogs puppies.

by SolQuik March 4, 2017

Briggsy dogging

A variety of dogging popular in arty circles. Instead of using cars the homosexual participants arrive on penny-farthings and bugger each other senseless.

Oi queer boy. Why the big bike.

Oh, I'm off for a bit of Briggsy dogging in Clumber Park.

by Colin Cummerbund September 21, 2006

Nard-Dog

A reasonable looking man with his life figured out, IN HIS HEAD. He may have some anger issues and punch holes in the wall now and then, but hey! He's Nard-Dog

Oh my gosh did you see Nard-Dog punch a hole in the wall

by The Bumbling Office Manager May 20, 2020

Dog Track

A golf course that is in horrible condition; so bad that it's not suitable for a dog.

That golf course isn't worth $15 to play, it's a complete dog track.

by Respn April 22, 2017