Devil’s Halo

The red halo leftover around your junk after your penis earns his red wings.

Bro, that’s a killer cock ring you have. No, that’s just the devil’s halo I got last night.

by Ms. Oxford Comma February 12, 2023

Devil's Scepter

Another name for a penis. Especially useful in situations when a man has "sinful" intentions.

John's plan was to find a nice drunk girl at the bar, bring her home and whip out the Devil's Scepter.

by Nate the Nasty August 17, 2008

devil's falafel

When a man puts his balls in a girls vagina

Dude last night I gqve my girlfriend a devil's falafel.

by crippledkid June 19, 2014

Devil Square

A Goetic square dance in which the participants dance counterclockwise while chanting demonic names pulled from the Lesser Key of Solomon. Two people have sex in the center of the circle and kill each other at the dance's climax. It is generally believed that this ritual is responsible for the rise of Limp Bizkit in the late 90's and the ongoing appeal of the Twilight Saga. It is rumored that if the square dance is successful, an encore may be played with the Devil's golden fiddle, which will appear in the material plane in a puff of acrid smoke.

Alternatively, it refers to a delicious chocolatey snack cake with a creamy center marketed and distributed by Little Debbie. However, the former meaning is more well established.

The Theatre class was forbidden from participating in a play wherein they would perform a Devil Square.

by JackSpratt February 5, 2014

devil's 69

The act of two people, male or female, laying in the 69 position and licking each other's butt holes.

Curt and Dan both got pink eye from doing the Devil's 69 last night. Gross...

by that dude that fucks April 20, 2018

devil's fuck

The worst sex you will ever have. More precisely it is when two people fuck so hard that they start bleeding and then they keep on fucking in the blood.

Tilly and tat are in the emergency room! They pulled the old devil's fuck!

by Jsjsjsnxhksnabdhsknsjsjsksndhu June 1, 2017

Devil Lettuce

Cilantro is the bitch of the earth. The spawn of Satan. The Devil's Lettuce. No more Devil Lettuce please. We don't do that here. End discrimination. Devil Lettuce means Cilantro. Cilantro means bad.

Dude: Hey you got any Cilantro bro? I need it for my salad.
Other Dude: How could you ask me for the Devil's Lettuce? Devil Lettuce is Cilantro. You enjoy the spawn of Satan? Leave or I will make you suffer.

by IDon'tCareWhatMyPseudonymIs December 16, 2019