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Twank-steak

A term for the vagina, in the context of oral sex with one of the highest qualities of purity, cleanliness and superb taste. The type of vagina that one would perform oral sex with the same way one would enjoy the world's finest prime rib, which is the reason for steak being included. Twank = vagina. Steak = grade A prime rib.
I can hardly wait arriving at my girlfriend's place after work. She promised me a triple serving of Twank-steak this evening!
by Shabda Preceptor September 2, 2016
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Chocolate steak

Shit dick or a dick covered in feces after sex.
After Billy and I were done he asked if I wanted his chocolate steak, but I said it always leaves me a horrible after taste.
by MercMika May 27, 2017
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Grey Steak

I banged this grandma and she had a grey steak
by Michael Ruby July 12, 2021
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Steak Lunch

What you do when you need to fire an employee who is also a close friend. Take him out for steak and give 'em the pink slip.
"Hey, is Eric coming?"

"No, we aren't very friendly since I steak lunch'd him."
by gravylegs January 19, 2009
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steak-choke

1. A person who often becomes so angry and enraged that they will likely soon choke on a steak;
2. A person who jerks off too much
"Did you see that guy in the restaurant lobby berating the hostess?"
"Yeah, I saw that steak-choke."

"Have you seen our roommate?"

"Not in a while, that steak-choke has been beating off in his room for hours."
by Solo Angus January 29, 2015
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whale steak

Dogpiling a player in a game (usually a card or board game), not because it would be helpful, but because it would be funny.
"Mike is one victory point away from winning. Whale steak his ass."
by jevereds December 8, 2022
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pipeline steak

All these cool ass pipeline welders that ran out of money waiting on payday and all they got to eat hotdogs aka pipeline steak so they grill them on there custom bbq pit on there rig
by The pipeliner October 9, 2021
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