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The girl was talking smack and I was like, "If you wanna cupcake, we can cupcake, cuz I don't have time for you."
by Lavender1 June 29, 2011
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A sports team that's not very good.
"That team's not a contender, they're a cupcake."

"Of course they're undefeated, they play Cupcake State every week!"

"It's an entire division full of cupcakes"
by Krustov November 22, 2011
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A term that originated on stan twitter describing a person with celebrity worship disorder who is overly sensitive towards any reasonable comment, complaint, or criticism of a celebrity, usually because they are blinded by a toxic and unhealthy parasocial relationship.
Person 1: Shakira is the most iconic singer of all time! If you don’t like her you’re just a misogynist.

Person 2: Woah, stop exuding cupcake behavior.
by stantwittersucks January 25, 2023
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Oh, you didn't have to! You Cupcake!
by idkdiegoiguess January 25, 2023
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Salted M&M Cupcakes

1. The phrase used by elderly men when they want to binge watch all the Sharknado movies out of order and guess how the timeline goes.

2. A man's body hair.

3. The slang term for colorful feces.

4. A burnt Arabian woman or horse.

5. Water balloon(s) filled with feces and Skittles. Typically used by American children.
1. 'Hey Todd, wanna do a salted m&m cupcake?'

2. 'Mom, my salted m&m cupcakes grew!'

3. 'Dude, I just had the steamiest salted m&m cupcakes ever!'

4. 'That poor salted m&m cupcake other there has an ear infection! I'm superised that she still has ears. I mean, they're not even visible on her head!'

5. 'My sons were playing with their salted m&m cupcakes. Boy was it chaotic, messy too!'
by Harry Tessa Tickle III January 29, 2023
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A sexual act in which a man shits in his partner’s belly button and “frosts” it with his cum.
He enjoys cupcaking his lover after a dinner date.
by Twistymomma13 January 31, 2023
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a person with celebrity worship disorder who is overly sensitive towards any reasonable comment, complaint, or criticism of a celebrity, usually because they are blinded by a toxic and unhealthy parasocial relationship
Person 1: Omg I love Ariana Grande! I would die for her

Person 2: Ew, stop being such a cupcake for her
by returnofsakura February 4, 2023
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