Poser Syndrome

poser syndrome is when one is a beginner at skateboarding and his or her nose and tail is fucked up like a whore

whoa man, you got poser syndrome, you must suck at skateboarding

by Jordon Dornath May 30, 2011

Poserativity

1. When a cretin decides to take a side of someone for the clout.

2. The scale of which a clout chaser is chasing the clout.

Gilad: I love this guys Instagram account
Vibhav: I remember you said you hate it before, What type of poserativity.
Gilad: Oh no you caught me, I'm a poser

by K.Ganesan February 01, 2021

Poser

A person who acts in an affected manner in order to impress others.

Hector Laguna is a poser.

by Ilizibith August 20, 2018

Poser

A poser is someone with no friends and is most likely a real estate agent with a beard and a BMW

Look at that poser! He even parked his beemer in the driveway of the house hes selling.

by Iamdabonglord December 27, 2018

poser

(TYPICALLY METAL GENRE) a poser is someone using a specific genre/band as a way to impress someone. for example, if your crush says they like the misfits, you buy a misfits shirt, not knowing any of their songs or anything about them.
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little rant-
people keep saying that bands like SOAD, deftones and other "nu metal" bands are poser bands just because they don't sound like black sabbath, metallica, iron maiden, slayer, megadeth, etc. there are many different sub-genres in metal, and it shouldn't restrict to JUST thrash, death, or other "heavier" sub-genres. SOAD and deftones aren't even really nu metal, they just do what they like to do. they're not poser bands. like what you like, and listen to whatever you want to listen to.

someone: *sees someone in a nirvana shirt* "hey, what's your favorite nirvana song?"

poser:"uh.. I don't know any.. I just think its cute."

someone:"poser.."

by sl1pth0tt March 12, 2024

Poser

A poser is someone who tries to be something when they are not that thing.

Someone who laces their doc martens the wrong way trying to be punk. Aka a poser

by Biglardincharge March 26, 2019

poser

Someone who wears clothing to look like they're something they aren't

Andrew: Holy crap dude did you see chris's new skater shoes.

Logan: Yea he's a total poser.

by lotubs8 October 26, 2009