Linked

a gay guy who is bad at valorant

Dang linked sucks at valorant

by luuser1 July 16, 2022

You can link my hairly nut

When someone tries to type "you can lick my hairy nut" but has a concave brain. They probably also suck at driving and have a weird obsession with rice and anal.

I only crashed twice this week, you can link my hairly nut!

by SpicyFuckingBalls August 31, 2021

TP Linking

TP Linking is where you and a friend in adjacent toilet stalls use one long piece of toilet paper to wipe your asses at the same time. After which you pull it apart and the person with the longest piece gets good luck. This is the ultimate sign of friendship bonding.

"Me and Drew were TP linking at the movie bathroom the other day and I got the long piece"
"TP Linked with Stacy i feel closer as friends already"
"Yo homie wanna linkup in the bathroom later?"

by konkey234 October 1, 2020

Just another link in my sausage chain

Basically means “on to the next man” from a females point of view.

Dude says,”you’ll miss me when I’m gone”.
She relies,”honey, you’re just another link in my sausage chain”.

by Estefuny?yes August 20, 2024

keepy link

When you’ve been fucking too long for it not to be sneaky anymore.

Bro, I thought Mater was your sneaky link? We’re more exclusive now bro, Mater is my keepy link.

by nshay1990 July 3, 2024

sentry link

Bad Internet

Tomahawkchop309 has the worst internet ever... SENTRY LINK

by Xeno lll November 29, 2017

Link Larkin

The Hairspray King, he has his Hairspray, he does dance and then he breathes in the Hairspray. He sooooo hot. He sooooo Corny Collins Show. He in love with Tracy no matter what she way

Passerbyer: Oh Link Larkin, I love your hair!

Link: It's all in the Hairspray

by Theepicestofall August 6, 2024