by Human.cs May 11, 2022

Usually a gay male, who hides his sexuality. Likes avocados and silver dildos. Eats dick, but only on weekends. He wishes to be a engineer when older.
Dad : Hey bud what you doing
Colin Johnson : Definitely not being gay dad.
Dad : Ok love you son
Colin Johnson : BYE!
Colin Johnson : Definitely not being gay dad.
Dad : Ok love you son
Colin Johnson : BYE!
by Ripmelife May 12, 2018

Colin is the type of person to be very oblivious. She's very popular and has people always swarming her. Even though most people like her, she's far from perfect. Her hair is as straight as she is. Many people could go on, and on about her looking perfect, but I don't have the time. The only issue she has is that she swears a lot and sometimes is a pain to be around.
Person 1: "Have you heard of the new girl, Colin?"
Person 2: "OMG, yeah she's so perfect!"
Person 1: "Imma go talk to her."
Person 2: "OMG, yeah she's so perfect!"
Person 1: "Imma go talk to her."
by anonymous April 4, 2022
