The Jesus Bump

Noun

1. Euphemism for awkward Christian sex.

2. Christian dry humping

3. Mormon anal sex

4. A dance move done by Christians in which they spread their arms out to the side to look like Jesus on the cross. Then with feet together hop to the beat of music with knees barely bending. Palms facing forward.

Verb

-ed, ing

The act of doing any of the above

Dude, that Mormon girl; she's totally down for the Jesus Bump.

Yea, man, she was so uptight. But she let me Jesus Bump that.

Man, that Baptist girl was a freak. We did the Jesus bump and soaking.

by Undercommons September 3, 2014

Testie bump

When two males touch testicles making their nuts bump and their future children hi-five.

"hey Habib, do you want to do the testie bump"
"Sure Ramin, why not"...
They both pull out their nuts and bump them

by Acturus1 November 21, 2019

Bump Boi

A nigga named Carlos

Bump Boi, get out of Captain;s Quarters

by CynicFox April 3, 2019

bumping onions

When two grilled penises (or peni) touch tips on a grill...

"Yeah man, that psycho was bumping onions when they found him..."

"What the fuck...."

by thedickbutt April 20, 2014

bumping bums

the act or
bumping your ass with someone.

Hey Jonathan wanna start bumping bums soon.

by Joefromfortnite June 11, 2021

gut-bump

A friendly greetIng similar to the fist-bump where the 2 people involved in the greeting lift their respective shirts to expose their bare guts and then bump them together

I was out drinking last night and got this hot milf to gut-bump me after I bought her a shot

by milpoolSK March 23, 2017

bump tacos

This is the act of two females slamming thier vaginas together.

Hey sally, wanna go bump tacos?

by ledzeppguy67 February 18, 2015