british

Taking the piss out of our own nation until someone (usually an American) agrees, at which point we become super patriotic

Person A: God I hate this shithole, our country is so horrible- like who the hell designed out weather?!
Person B: IKR the UK is horrible you all drink so much tea and how is you're weather that horrible do you have anything other than rain?
Person A: Fuck off, Britain is amazing we are superior to you losers- and most of us hate tea and at least our crops are waters and we have FREE HEALTHCARE!
Person B: God you are so british

by reallyneedsalife May 13, 2021

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Taking a British

When you are simultaneously taking a piss and a shit. Modeled after the popular British food combo,fish and chips.

Friend:Whats buddy doing?
You:Sorry im Taking a british rq.
Friend:Ok.

by Shakingmyheadindespair August 24, 2023

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British Blowjob

A blow job in which you fart on the dick of your significant other during anal causing a gust of wind to blow past their balls.

That British blowjob was unexpected, but I’m not saying it was bad….

by Cuppykate March 4, 2025

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British Crumpet Clapper

When a British man nuts between a British girl's ass and she twerks it up her back

Man: I just gave me girlfriend a British Crumpet Clapper
Other man:Wtf is wrong with you

by anonymous May 14, 2021

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british

reebee.

1. hey man where are you from?
2. reebee.
1. what's that?
2. it means I'm british but I'm too shy to say I'm british

by That1persomFelix June 15, 2022

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british-types

Society's poison. They function that way EVERWHERE the go.

I'm playing the Civilization game? I want to make it interesting by fcking over my own civilization. Should I go about t by wars, famine, plague?.. Ah, I know, I'll just add british-types (english/anglo saxons at it's core) to the mix. That'll be VERY FUNNY.

by mrdabbleswithpotion January 22, 2022

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