saras capri-sun vodkas

saras capri-sun vodkas

A glorious drink originating from the outskirts of dalmilling (not to be consumed on weekdays) which is known for promising side effects such as rendering you a crying mess, convincing you everyone is married and most commonly theiving your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however (as if by magic) when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class stripper who will stop at nothing to embarrass themselves by twirling too much and being sick on ex colleagues.
Omg adamus I cant believe you gave them saras capri-sun vodkas again you know theyll be slutdropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner there then mourning the death Tobey Maguire as spiderman just like last time!
by JuicyOliwia6669 September 22, 2017
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Got that sun in your eyes.

Behaving differently due to proximity to someone or something deemed cool.
You've been acting differently ever since you became friends with Chip, the coolest kid in school. I think you got that sun in your eyes.
by Sinbadbutitfeelssogood March 17, 2015
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where the sun never shines

1. a euphemism for up da butt

2. an intensifier used to connote aggression in phrases such as "Oh yeah? Well you can take that draft card and put it where the sun never shines".

Where the sun don't shine is coarser and therefore more aggressive.
Take your fucking capital gains tax cut and stick it where the sun never shines.
by mandingoe June 15, 2004
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sun dried cherry popper

After a man takes a shit then leaves a long terd out in the sun to dry and harden. He then wraps it in a condom and fucks a girl with it.
One day after taking a massive shit, Derek Sheldon began to feel horny. He then made a sun dried cherry popper and later did his girl with it.
by dad adib November 11, 2010
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Sun City Sugar Cookie

Taking/using powdered medicine drugs or candy off of ones partners genitalia. Usually done by senior citizens.

Sun City refers to a retirement city where many elderly people take medicine everyday.
I had to take a pill so i crushed it and bertha let me have a sun city sugar cookie
by poooooooooooooooooooooop696969 October 14, 2010
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Eat soup, have sex and sing to the sun.
People also say it before doing a performance or a face.
by Eviesblue January 23, 2022
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