Four Week Plan

A plan used when first starting to date another person. It entails reaching first base in the first week, second base in the second, third base in the third week, and finally getting it in after four weeks.
Steven: Hey Gerald! Have you gotten it in yet with your new girlfriend?

Gerald: Not yet man, I got to second base last night... But don't worry I got her on the four week plan.

Steven: Nice, Gerald!!!
by olga patacki November 04, 2009
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El Plan

"Have you heard about those comments that charles made? He's such an El Plan"
by Ewan David Walker October 02, 2023
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urban planning

Urban planning is the process of designing and regulating the use of land, resources, and infrastructure in urban areas to create sustainable, functional, and aesthetically pleasing environments. It involves a comprehensive approach that integrates various elements such as transportation, housing, public spaces, and services to meet the needs of the community.
At its core, urban planning aims to improve the quality of life for residents by ensuring that cities are well-organized and equipped to handle growth and change. This includes addressing issues such as traffic congestion, pollution, and access to amenities. Planners analyze demographic trends, economic factors, and environmental impacts to develop strategies that promote balanced development.
What are the key objectives of urban planning?
by ERYNA July 28, 2024
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healthcare plan

Started during the Obama campaign, which was especially focused on healthcare.
It’s jokingly used to indicate racism. A racist voter who didn’t like Obama could very plausibility say the reason for their dislike was based on disagreements with Obama’s healthcare plan.
Why did the South shift so much to Rs in 2008?
They didn’t like Obama’s healthcare plan.
by upzoner April 06, 2024
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masturbation escape plan

This is the plan you make when you have limited time to jerk it. Especially applicable when someone living with you may return at any moment, or could walk in on you. Its having the cursor over the x , having something to cover your junk quickly, having another tab to click to etc. How to cover up the fact you were j-ing off quickly if someone were to come in.
Bro my girl was supposed to be gone all day and she came back early and caught me beating my meat. I fucked up not having a masturbation escape plan.
by Mcgwicko August 31, 2022
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Von Schlieffen Plan

The act of avoiding someone and/or thing, by means of causing a disturbance or bringing discomfort to those in your way, to reach a desired goal that may or may not bring satisfaction to the performer.

Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".
Following my awkward sexual experience with a dirty slut last night, I saw said slut at McDonald's the next morning. To avoid being seen, I quickly used the Von Schlieffen Plan by strangling a kitten and throwing it at the cashier, giving me the chance to run out the back door.
by Das Ginge December 13, 2011
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Remington retirement plan

To retire from life permanently by using a Remington firearm on oneself
He decided to take the Remington retirement plan
by Johnny Sins Jr December 21, 2023
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