A pumpkin is a person, usually a boy. Too scared to confess his feelings for another boy when they're in a very close best friendship, so they unofficially keep being "lovers" while draining the other boy of the validity, never letting them accept they're more than friends.
by Pumpkinlover24x23 November 12, 2023
Get the Pumpkinmug. *while performing a pumpkin* you hear fapping noises in adjacent stalls, one cries out, bro! is this a full on pumpkin patch right now!? Reply back, I think it is! *skeet skeet skeet*
by Big Grape&Chief Gape January 12, 2018
Get the Pumpkin Patchmug. 'Pumpkin hunter' has several translations, here are some of those:
1) one who hunts pumpkins
2) one who is feared by pumpkins
3) one who argues with pumpkins
4) abuser of pumpkins
5) pumpkin intolerator
6) pumpkin what? pumpkin gonna die!
7) pumpkin ain't got nothin' on my drink
8) network / systems administrators who hate heavy, orange, spherical ground growth
1) one who hunts pumpkins
2) one who is feared by pumpkins
3) one who argues with pumpkins
4) abuser of pumpkins
5) pumpkin intolerator
6) pumpkin what? pumpkin gonna die!
7) pumpkin ain't got nothin' on my drink
8) network / systems administrators who hate heavy, orange, spherical ground growth
by Mister Chris October 20, 2010
Get the Pumpkin huntermug. A boy all the ladies should stay away from he may seem nice at first but then he will literally want to bite you in the butt
by Ppb June 18, 2021
Get the pumpkin patch boymug. A kick ass alternative rock band who are criticized by lovers who listen to mainstream pop music on mtv or listen to some clubland bullshit.
by UltimateDoge July 27, 2022
Get the The Smashing Pumpkinsmug. guy: there was a lot of pumpkin pressure this Halloween, people kept blasting my feeds with crappy spooky puns and my friends and family are trying to get me to do Halloween stuff to. Help me.
by magicchinchin April 19, 2018
Get the pumpkin pressuremug. Someone who has such an intense and unhealthy attraction to individuals with red hair, pale skin, and freckles that they will only date or have sex with someone of the ginger persuasion.
"Why do you only date redheads? I can't imagine sleeping with one soulless ginger, much less exclusively!"
"What can I say? I'm a certified pumpkin thumper."
"What can I say? I'm a certified pumpkin thumper."
by PumaKiwi July 12, 2024
Get the Pumpkin thumpermug.