Lisa Johnson

A girl who plays with Littlest Pet Shops and tap dances in grocery stores. Doesn’t know how to tie shoes and doesn’t shut the fuck up about dinosaurs.

Person 1: Hey! There’s Lisa Johnson!
Person 2: Yeah, I knew heard some clicking!

by NotVivian October 3, 2021

Christian Johnson

Christian is by far the finest male at Bossier High School. He’s multi talented and good at anything he does. His rap name is “Muletti” and he’s the next big thing!

Billy: Man I wish I could be Christian Johnson
Jake: ONG!

by NunButFax March 3, 2022

Johnson (Okorie)

adjective;

a unique, also seen as "crazy", individual who presets comedic traits for his beloved audience.

That Johnson (Okorie) can be such a comedian.

by Yash himself July 28, 2021

piss johnson

After peeing, when some left over pee drips in your pants.

Man I didn't shake enough, I pulled a piss johnson.

by Tom Ford1 December 2, 2013

Flonson Johnson

When you get an erection while listening to any music performed by Waka Flocka Flame.

I was listening to "No Hands" the other day and all of a sudden I had a Flonson Johnson.

by ManusMallard May 9, 2023

Visa johnson

Visa johnson is your mom 🤠

Whats your moms name? Visa johnson

by Visa Johnson April 17, 2022

Rohan Johnson

The 5'3" man who always pays for his food.

Rohan Johnson has taken yet another L.

by notrohan December 2, 2021