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Golden Unicorn

Public urination with a "full erection"
Barry was really horny. He performed a Golden Unicorn in the mall fountain.
by stizzle kohizzle September 25, 2006
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Golden Valley

Suburb of Minneapolis. Has become increasingly Ghetto in the past 10 years. Starting city and name sake of Down in the Valley
Hey I hear you got pulled over in Golden Valley last night.

Ya those crooked cops threatened to take me down to the river. I said fuck that, just give me a ticket.
by Clarkie1016 June 16, 2008
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Golden Road

This is the most exciting pricing game on The Price is Right. The game debuted in 1975, and is played about once a month.

In this game, contestants have the chance to win a SPECTACULAR prize, ranging in price from $50,000 to $80,000+ nowadays, like a sports car, a luxury yacht, or a motorhome.

The game is played by guessing the correct hundreds digit in a three-digit prize, a four-digit prize, and then the five-digit prize. (If they play this game on a Million Dollar Spectacular, it's SIX digits!)

Any incorrect guess along the way ends the game, but the contestant gets to keep any prizes they correctly priced.

In the rare event that they win the Really Big Prize, they (usually) become one of the biggest winners in the history of The Price is Right.
(Example based on an actual playing of the game in November 2003)

First, the player is shown the price of a two-digit grocery item; let's say it was a package of erasers, worth 92 cents.

The first prize along the way is almost always a gimme... say, a juicer. $_49 is displayed...
is it the 9 or the 2? It's obviously the 2, because the numbers NEVER repeat themselves in the first two prize's prices. Plus, there probably aren't any consumer juicers worth over $900 out there.

Let's say prize #2 is an air hockey table. $3_95 is seen...
is it the 2, the 4, or the 9?
The 9 is ruled out, since it's a repeating digit. That leaves a 50.50 shot... and it depends on luck, most of the time. In this particular playing, the correct answer was 4.

And finally, there's the big prize at the end.... in this case, a new motorhome! The audience is hushed as the model wheels the price podium out... $79_68.
Now, the contestant must choose from four different numbers... 3, 4, 9, or 5? It's pretty much a crapshoot, as numbers can and do repeat themselves in the final prize... and that has made for some painful losses in the past.

In this case, the contestant chose the 5... and won!
by Jason L. May 13, 2005
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golden peacock

In ancient times a golden peacock was a warrior of the highest caliber. They were men who stood out as stronger, faster and better than other men. A golden peacock was often surrounded by beautiful women and was the envy of all other men. Often stories of the golden peacock would be considered to be legend since they were so unbelievable. Mostly they were thought to be gods on earth.

Today a golden peacock is strong, smart and successful. Most people who know him don't want to like him but they are quickly won over by his charm. He is sometimes thought of as arrogant or cocky, but people who know him know he is down to earth, just better than everyone else. Upon meeting a golden peacock women will often find it difficult not to get lost in his beautiful blue eyes, they will often flirt openly with him sometimes even offering him small gifts. His dark hair is perfect and well kept, often in a faux hawk. And his beard, his beard is the stuff of fables and lore.

If you ever happen to meet a legendary golden peacock, if you are a woman, offer him sex. If you are a man offer him money and/or a beer. You will not be sorry! Do yourself a favor and listen intently to his many stories of his grand journey through life.
Did you hear Jason got that promotion and he slept with those two hot chicks from the bar?

Damn, really? The dude is such a golden peacock! I wish I was him!
by MikeScarn January 5, 2017
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Golden-Clover

She is a Golden-Clover
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golden necker

The act of orally pleasuring an adult man's scrotum whilst he pees wherever is acceptable.
The only issue I have with the golden necker, is that I usually get pee in my hair.
by white05shadow February 3, 2022
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The Golden Blend

The Golden Blend is the perfect hand in the card game Solitaire. The best start blend in Solitaire. Requiring near to no moves to solve. Only a few people in the world has gotten the legendary blend, Dating back to early 1800s. With legends living in some people's family tree.
Yes! I got The Golden Blend just like my great great Grandpa got.
by Jacob Karlzone November 25, 2020
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