english wood

haha
poor eric
always gettin that damn english wood

dayam he's gettin english wood again

by da LLL foundurr fo shizzle November 12, 2004

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English Flame-thrower

When you and your girl are having a great time in bed and you are about to spunk on your girl, but then suddenly pulls out some WD40 and a lighter and burns your dick.

Dude, ever since your girlfriend gave me the English Flame-Thrower, I have never been able to recover and have my normal Asshole ripping sex any more!!!!!!!

by Mr. Amazon Fire Fighter(CARP) February 26, 2009

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advanced English teacher

A teacher that will gleefully give you an A ++++++++++ FOREVER! If you say symbolism and/or society in a class discussion. It also helps to act like you give a care.

teacher: Tell us about this book....DANNY!
Danny: Well it has to do with symbolysim and uh, society.
teacher: It sounds like you give a care.
Danny: Oh I do, I do!
teacher: GLORIOUS! A++++++++++ FOREVER!

by Danny Peterson January 12, 2004

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english un-ass

Unisex. Adj.

Having no or very little booty. So little booty in fact that you have negative booty, a vast plane of flatness. Usually reserved for people of European descent but as europe is a diverse place the word can be used to define anyone really.

Girl: Hey look (boy) is coming! Isnt he so handsome?
Girl 2: Yeah, he is handsome but i cant get over his english un-ass. There would be nothing to grab on to.

by Screamer1156 October 19, 2019

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