Fade Doctor

A shady barber who lacks proficiency with scissors but can give you a killer fade. Consumes a lot of stimulants to enhance their performance.

I was looking a little raggedy the other day. I have a job interview coming up, I should probably go to the fade doctor.

by HAUSHAUSHAUS October 21, 2021

Woman lied to a doctor

And she was CORRECT TO DO SO! Because they be PHONING IT IN SOMETIMES!

Hym "A woman lied to a doctor to get a colonoscopy because he was be dismissive of her symptoms (Just like Dr. Zack!) and what they found was STAGE 4 CANCER! WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO LIE TO THEM THOUGH!? Why do you have to trick doctors into treating you properly? My doctor thinks that I don't know what a headache feels like... And that I went to the emergency room... Because I had a headache. SO! HERE I SIT! With THE SAME ✌️✊️✌️✊️HEADACHE✌️✊️✌️✊️ I've had SINCE I WENT TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM! I've had the exact same headache for like A YEAR now... THAT'S GOT TO BE SOME KIND OF RECORD! Right? Like, usually you'll get a headache and then it will go away and then, like, it'll be a while until you have another one. Ya know? But NOT HYM! I am so much BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU... That WHEN I HAVE A HEADACHE... I will have 1 singular headache FOR YEARS AT A TIME! Profound! It's unheard of."

by Hym Iam April 13, 2025

Doctor Who

Doctor Who is a TV Show that started in 1963 with the episode “An Unearthly Child” The show was created by Sydney Newman and has spawned various different fanfilms such as DW2012, Fractured Timeline, The Nick Scovell Adventures, etc. It has had 39 Seasons, 16 Doctors, 4 Movies, and a total of 300 episodes in the main storyline.
The 15 main actors to portray the Doctor are as follows:
William Hartnell
Patrick Troughton
Jon Pertwee
Tom Baker
Peter Davison
Colin Baker
Sylvester McCoy
Paul McGann
John Hurt
Christopher Eccleston
David Tennant
Matt Smith
Peter Capaldi

Jodie Whittaker
Ncuti Gatwa

Person: What’s your favorite TV Show?
Person 2: I like Doctor Who.

by Mangleelgnam December 30, 2022

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by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025

The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool

The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool means that the "over, wait" part means overweight, but the expression means that it's a perfect comeback to anyone who calls you overweight or fat and you're not obese, but you're still overweight. But the point is that you're still pretty healthy. Maybe the cholesterol is a little high sometimes, but other than that, you eat healthy sometimes and sometimes eat junk food and so who cares if your weight bounces up and down a lot and maybe more up than down. I'm Superman Batman!

Jerk: Haha, You're overweight and fat!

Tony: The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool!

People: Cool!

Jerk: *Goes away.

by HawaiianPunch1 December 27, 2024

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by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025

doctor weed

The greatest Dr. there is. Listen up and take yo prescriptions.

Why did you smoke so much?

Doctor Weed wrote me a prescription.

by doctorweed January 16, 2015