Alleyway Doctor

An Alleyway doctor is a doctor that gives slightly questionable advice and is overall an unreliable figure.

They are typically embedded in British culture and associated with drug dealers.

"Dude you went to an alleyway doctor, no sane Doctor prescribes psilocybin mushrooms for insomnia."

by Han from myspace February 16, 2023

Doctor

A person who kills your ills with pills, and then kills you with bills

Doctor: I kill your ill with pill and then kill you with bill

by IcyLightning February 5, 2020

Doctor Montraezius

The flyiest nigga out there bruh. This guy pulls hoes on the spot. I'm talking about dripping faucet on sight these hoes getting wet wet.

Paul : Yo who is that pansy looking guy?

Lightskin Dude : Pansy?? Nigga that's Doctor Montraezius!!

by CharlieDarlie April 19, 2023

Doctorable

A tream made up out of nowhere by Sabastian Birch on Nopixel GTA RP

Answering the Phone "Hello Doctorable Sonya Gratz..........:

by LrdJasta January 19, 2023

Doctor Scientist

1. The stereotype of a scientific professional who knows everything that falls under the blanket term of “science” because they're a scientist

2. A psudo-science marketeer who uses their academically unrecognised or unrelated expertise to generate support for their conspiracy theory and/or snake oil.

How will we ever figure out this chemistry based logic puzzle in the allotted time?!
Look, here comes doctor Scientist, his quantum physics degree can help us!

Did you know that all genetically modified food has DNA in it? I've studied it's effects in my homeopathy lab, and it literally changes your DNA when you eat it! It's a form of population control!

by Maxwell Zephyr June 9, 2020

Doctor Peddle

An African-American/Black individual who is notably a gay man/homosexual and sells drugs but usually always gets robbed. Doctor Peddlers usually have Low Potency Marijuana(Bush Chronic) which is one of the main reasons they get punked, other then the fact they are noticably gay through the way they talk.

Let's punk that doctor peddle muthafucka on the corner that we punked yesterday

by RCaine January 27, 2011

Doctor Chair

Stephen Hawking

Guy 1: Doctor Chair’s dead lmao
Guy 2: Wow that was really insensitive.

by CinnamonRoll2215 April 20, 2023