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Crystal and The Bear

A morning show duo from The Lake of the Ozarks. Who think they are funnier than they are....still pretty funny though!
Hey did you Hear what Crystal and The Bear said on 107-9 The Coyote today?
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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crystal

the baddest bitch yet known touch foot on this earth. Crystal is the most perfect girl in the world face card check, body teaaaa, bbl bblinggg she zont play. She is the biggest troll and will clown you and your mom again clock it. Make sure to do your homework on crystal thankyouuu clock it
ohhhh myyy goshhh crystal is the baddest bestest beautiest girl ever you can’t replace crystal CLOCK ITTTT
by unknownkisskiss June 16, 2024
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Cum crystal

Cum inside of a girl that gets hardened and then either drops on you as she’s riding your dick. Or will cut your penis while fucking her.
I have a cut on my dick because she didn’t clean herself up after her last fuck!

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I’m sorry but I just dropped a cum crystal in your belly button.
by DeetleBug August 10, 2024
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