by Artyjom69 November 2, 2019
Get the No Squirt September mug.by flirt squirter 3000 October 20, 2023
Get the Flirt Squirt mug.Like an over dose except the drugs are mixed with extreme masturbation from watching PornHum while partying. This is a common problem with a cartoon character named Ira on Unauthorized.TV
To quote Ira from a cartoon titled: Life of Ira - "Last I night I mixed meth and viagra then ended up at the Glory Hole for like eighteen hours and almost died from an over squirt. Oh Jheezus my bowels are all messed up , and I think I just shit my pants . Oh Jheezus I'm squirting again!"
by UniBomberBear33 September 28, 2020
Get the over squirt mug.The squirt of urine that happens after you have taken a shit which alerts you that it is okay to wipe your ass.
by Linguist453 May 20, 2014
Get the signal squirt mug.Noun:
A short nickname for the square root mathematical function.
Verb:
compute the square root of a positive real number
A short nickname for the square root mathematical function.
Verb:
compute the square root of a positive real number
Person 1: Have you finished your homework?
Person 2: Not yet, I just have to squirt a few more numbers.
Person 1: Ah, okay, then good luck.
Person 2: Not yet, I just have to squirt a few more numbers.
Person 1: Ah, okay, then good luck.
by ComradeCat2024 December 31, 2023
Get the squirt mug.The act of ejaculating inside of a woman just a little bit(only the first “squirt” or two that comes out), and then pulling out late to make it seem like you fully pulled out. The “first squirt” is often used to baby-trap a very attractive female who’s only form of contraception is telling the man to pull out.
Me: “Bro did you creampie that dime piece u hooked up with from the bar last night?”
Friend: “Dude I wish, she told me to pull out but you best BELIEVE I hit her with the first squirt!”
Friend: “Dude I wish, she told me to pull out but you best BELIEVE I hit her with the first squirt!”
by DanMarinoJr September 19, 2022
Get the first squirt mug.when you make a girl squirt while she is on her period menstrual period cycle, instead of the normal pussy fluids. so much blood squirts out and it feels ten million times better than a squirt which is a super orgasm that feels better 1000 times than a normal orgasm. and your sheets going to be red again like when she was a virgin and she will love you so much because her period can be over in one second and no more cramps or pain until next egg release next month. this probably will go into urban legends because not many people can make their girlfriend or wife squirt. takes a lot of love unconditionally on both sides of the relationship. neither can fake it.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022
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