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Spit of the angels

I found myself walking through the rain storm, with the spit of the angels dampening my head.
by Mr Tango Jones August 26, 2010
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Spitting Cobra of Love

A fun, teasing name for a mans penis.
On her knees between his legs, Jasmine longed to charm his spitting cobra of love.

Aware she was just past tipsy, Brad teasingly propositioned Isabela to enjoy his spitting cobra of love.
by Joy Lovewell July 27, 2010
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Spit, Spunk or a Finger?

Referring to an eclectic selection of sexual possibilities
- So I pulled that hot girl last night
- Nice! how did it go?
- Good, took her back to mine
- Spit, spunk or a finger?
by Thomulas July 22, 2009
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Brown Spit-Shine

A review process whereby the proofreader believes a particular piece of work product is so terrible that it would be an improvement to:

1) Print out document/presentation
2) Pull down trousers
3) Squat over said document/presentation
4) Proceed to excrete on document
5) Return to author covered in human excrement
That PowerPoint Presentation was so horrible that I printed it out and gave it a Brown Spit-Shine.

Upon reviewing the first draft of Jim's presentation, I had no choice but to Brown Spit-Shine it. Jim's on holiday so his desk is going to smell upon his return.

I know the first iteration wasn't my best work by it didn't deserve to be literally shat upon with a Brown Spit-Shine.
by Arnie P October 15, 2011
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spitting out the quinoa

an expression used to describe when a person goes out of his way to prove himself wrong.
Sarah: Chew each bite 32 times!
Jeff: It's quinoa. You don't need to chew.
Sarah: Yes you do. *chews quinoa 32 times, spits it out* It looks exactly the same.
Frank: You're really spitting out the quinoa.
by GirlNamedSandoz August 30, 2022
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Alabama spit job

When a southern guy with a dip in is having sex with a woman and he uses his dip spit as lubrication.
She was so darn dry, but I just put in my Grizzly, that I had to do an Alabama spit job on her.
by AlabamaSpit April 26, 2022
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Arizona Spit Shine

An Arizona Spit Shine (aka ASS) is the act of ejaculating on someone and rubbing it on them afterwards.
"Whoa, Dev just gave that chick an Arizona Spit Shine!"
by TooDevious4545 December 12, 2022
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