shearing the sheep

The term used for shaving your loved ones back.

"Hey Jane what were doing last night?"

"Oh Just shearing the sheep, Bobby really needed it!"

by Crazy Red Head in TX September 9, 2009

Shearing the sheep

Shaving pubic hair/Brazilian waxing. Used predominantly by Indian FOBs.

"When you go to the beauty parlour, make sure you're shearing the sheep the too. Your husband doesn't want to knit a sweater."

by agentbb February 27, 2015

japanese long horn sheep

an unrealistic animal similar to a unicorn but in the form of a sheep not a horse.

Did you see that Japanese Long Horn Sheep right there?

by ShapanezeLonhHornSheepSlayer February 11, 2018

Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep

Do not date and have sexual hookups where you work.

Worker 1 - Hey did you see the new girl in customer service?
Worker 2 - Don't do it - Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep

by bek1966 May 22, 2019

throw a sheep

to throw livestock at a persons face.

watch out, kelly! kristin is about to throw a sheep at you!

by kristinnnn November 3, 2007

seepy bungwa

when your bunghole seeps fluid.

james bonney looked down, only to see himself standing ina pile of his own seepy bungwa.

by JimbyJimb January 20, 2004

sheeple

The majority of the ignorant US population who are completely brainwashed and heavily influenced by Fox News and lost most of their brain cells from drinking fluoride water their entire life which has caused them to have the same IQ as a sheep.

The ignorant sheeple of America actually believe 19 skinny muslims with boxcutters defeated a 3 trillion dollar defense system on 9/11. HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA

by anti-sheeple February 10, 2009