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Smurfed

The act of being drunk and high as fuck at the same time. Typically occurs during techer weekend.
I was so smurfed I cockblocked myself.
by Papasmurf7 March 3, 2019
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a smurf stay tru 2 da bklu... "life Cefore death... and death cefore dishonor."
1 of Crooklyns illest... reppin it 4 tha bkush... Dewce Hood Shotgunn Crppin'... yea I'm 6'1", it's not abut tha height it about stayin true dewce (2) that bklue
by Snuff em' Smurf April 30, 2003
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Smurfs

AstroWorld staff were instructed to refer to dead concert-goers as "Smurfs," according to the security and emergency medical response plan. The person has turned blue and is dead.
We have some smurfs down in the mosh pit that jumped out of the nosebleeds and need to be evacuated to out to the medical tent.
by DJintheDark November 9, 2021
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Smurf

a small blue guy from a cartoon or something
wow hes blue and tiny hes obvesly a Smurf
by bfxgcfsdf July 11, 2018
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Smurfing

“Smurfing” is the erotic practice of tying spare dental floss around the base of an erect penis, and waiting for it to subsequently become a bluish black hue, similar to that of a Smurf (a fictional blue troll-like character) this process is completed with an intense masturbation session while laying down, completing this smurf-like look by covering the tip in semen, resembling the hat of a Smurf.
“Dude she was so bad”
I know bro I’m gonna try Smurfing to her tonight
Whatever tickles your pickle man, but don’t tie it too tight”
by Retardbeater8008 October 24, 2024
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verb - to be colored blue

smurf(-s,-ing,-ed)
I bought some paint for the game and smurfed myself; blue is one of my school's colors.
by quadman08 April 1, 2009
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Purple Smurf

When a man or a woman yells, "Gnap!", and bites the buttocks of another person. This is usually performed during sex or foreplay by heterosexual men and lesbians. This is normally performed on PAWGs, Big Booty Latinas, and Big Booty Asian women. This is inspired by the 1981 episode of the Hanna Barbara cartoon, "The Smurfs".
Black dude: Dang bro., that PAWG is fine. I love how her booty jiggles.
Latino: Si, hermano! I took her to my apartment, last week. I hit that PAWG doggystyle. After I creampied her, I

yelled, "Gnap!" and performed a Purple Smurf on both of her ass cheeks to mark my territory.
Black dude: Dang, bro. That's what's up.

White girl: So, how was the first date with your new Puerto Rican friend?
Black dude: It was straight. I took her out to get some coffee. After we had coffee, I took her to my apartment and I noticed her booty was big and firm. Before I hit that doggystyle, I yelled, "Gnap!". I bit her on the right butt cheek and left a red mark.
White Girl: OMG, that's disgusting! TMI.

Black Dude: You should get your Asian boyfriend to try that on you.
by PAWG Lover 407 May 26, 2019
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