“Smurfing” is the erotic practice of tying spare dental floss around the base of an erect penis, and waiting for it to subsequently become a bluish black hue, similar to that of a Smurf (a fictional blue troll-like character) this process is completed with an intense masturbation session while laying down, completing this smurf-like look by covering the tip in semen, resembling the hat of a Smurf.
“Dude she was so bad”
“I know bro I’m gonna try Smurfing to her tonight”
“Whatever tickles your pickle man, but don’t tie it too tight”
“I know bro I’m gonna try Smurfing to her tonight”
“Whatever tickles your pickle man, but don’t tie it too tight”
by Retardbeater8008 October 24, 2024
Get the Smurfingmug. “She’s been Smurfing Levi for 4 months now”
“You really gonna Smurf me like that?”
“Damn, I feel so Smurfed right now”
“You really gonna Smurf me like that?”
“Damn, I feel so Smurfed right now”
by Cazz February 10, 2021
Get the Smurfedmug. The act used by YouTubers when they ruin the experience of rookie players by quickly advancing into a game’s higher rankings due to having prior skill while using a new, low ranked account. Highly popular, despite being quite annoying to those who just want to casually play.
1: Hey, *insert video streamer* is smurfing again!
2: That content is dead anyway. They just ruin the game by getting in low-rank lobbies.
2: That content is dead anyway. They just ruin the game by getting in low-rank lobbies.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021
Get the Smurfingmug. You got wreck or destroyed in a game (usually associated with multiplayer) and lower their reputation to a smurfs height.
by MajorPHAT April 20, 2017
Get the Smurfedmug. by anonymous October 19, 2020
Get the Smurffedmug. by Bolognasmurf October 29, 2018
Get the Feeding bologna to the smurfsmug. "In the hidden recesses of the internet, an eerie entity known as Smurf Cat emerged, a Smurf with a cat's face and a snail named Escargot on its back. Created by a mad scientist, its mission was to manipulate the internet through awful memes. Smurf Cat spread atrocious content, rendering unsuspecting users vulnerable to its influence. Its goal was simple: to dumb down society by making terrible memes irresistibly popular. With an army of devoted followers, it aimed to take over the world by reshaping it in its own twisted image. While this story is purely fictional, it serves as a darkly humorous take on the power of memes and their influence on the internet."
by momdestroynr.69420 October 25, 2023
Get the smurf catmug.