Cross Country skiing

Furiously wanking two gentleman at the sametime.

Last night I went Cross Country skiing with the boys.

by Cross country boi August 31, 2019

Dude-ski

A word that can be used in ANY situation in replacement of an actual sentence.

GUY 1- Walks into friend's house holding an ax.

GUY 2- "Dude-ski ?" meaning, are you going to kill me with that ax?

GUY 1- "Dude-ski" meaning, yeah i am.

GUY 2- "Duuuuuuuuuude-ski !!!!!!!!!!!!" meaning, help me.

by 024pghpat April 6, 2022

ski boyfriend

fake boyfriend you have when skiing; like a work boyfriend

Maddy has a ski boyfriend, he’s all she talks about

by jyllhatesabey January 28, 2022

Skis in jeans

Descriptive Phrase

Used to express palpable disgust or derision owing to acute inadequacy or unlikeabiity - especially of an irredeemable person.

Origin: Norse, New England, New Canada

Etymology: Post-American

“She ruined everything. She really skis in jeans.”

“He doesn't know what he's talking about and makes us look terrible. He skis in jeans.”

by BIGCITYFREAK March 8, 2025

Dummy Ski

Something or someone is really finished, defeated, or dead. Dummy ski is more extreme than "ski".

Guy 1: "Did you study for the biology quiz?"

Guy 2: "Oh crap! I forgot. Yeah, it's dummy ski for this quiz"

by Truuuuman September 6, 2016

sand water skiing

Angel’s fantasy

Sand water skiing is the act of getting pulled while water skiing on sand

by Litnfit April 28, 2024

Jet Ski

Hacking a loogie in your bitches pussy and motor boating that shit

"Hey Brad just did a jet ski on my bitch earlier!"

by Daddy's Castle February 15, 2020