skeet monkey

One who performs or does not perform an act that makes one look like a complete idiot.

One who looks as though he is dumb enough to skeet all over himself.

One who casts a lvl. 10 cock block when he feels he is not able to pulling the poon.

look at that guy. he's drunk out of his mind and is acting like a skeet monkey. i hope his friends drops him off at darcell's.

by wujo June 16, 2004

skeet boxing

the act of jerking off and beat boxing at the same time.

yo that guy from american idol must be real good at skeet boxing.

by cheesehead12345 May 19, 2007

Skeet Train

A dirty ho that goes back and forth from place to place hauling the cum from its previous stops along the way

*sees Crystal arrive at man's house for sex as predicted by a friend* Wow you called it, that Crystal is a regular skeet train!"

by doesitlooklikeigiveafuck November 7, 2009

skeet-rag

(n) a crusty rag, handkerchief, or cloth kept at the side of one's bed to collect ejaculatory liquids (come, cum, jizz, skeet).

(adj) someone who is a total tool (see asshole) to everyone and everything.

(n) "Don't blow your nose on that, that's my skeet-rag"

(adj) "God, your such a skeet-rag"

by :| ? December 19, 2009

Dumb Skeet

Commonly used to describe a girl who is slutty, unintelligent, or very obnoxious. Is a good insult for an annoying girl that your know.

Man that sour dee girl is such a dumb skeet

by Double rainbow pro September 12, 2010

skeet drain

Someone who has been jizzed on many times. They usually slurp the baby batter down, and also thoroughly enjoy it for the most part!

"Dude, what you know bout that girl over there? You think I can hit that tonight?!"

"Mannnnn.... You mean girl over there in the blue dress?! Hell ya you can hit that tonight! She a skeet drain!!! She's down to guzzle down anybody!!! If you can't pull that you got some serious problems! Lol"

by KBizzle212121 January 25, 2017

'Street Skeet'

When an Original Gangster's {aka O.G.'s} female companion {aka Bitch}, even after a violent domestic event {aka Beat Down}, contemptuously prattles on {aka Keeps running her mouth} until the O.G. can no longer tolerate the relentless antagonization {aka Looses his shit}. Said 'O.G.' then shoots the aforementioned 'Bitch' in the mouth through the cheek. It shall, here now and throughout the universe, be known by the moniker 'Street Skeet'

Bitch got stitches, because she always bitches. OG he ain't no rapist, the barrel, she had to taste it. She's immune to being beat, she talks shit, stuck on repeat, OG finally freaked, mouthy bitch got the 'Street Skeet'
{I thought it deserved a poem rather than just a sentence.}

by SykoSikoSugrMoma February 10, 2020