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Sharking

The act of hunting down the exact same person and repeatedly killing/attacking them in online multiplayer games. "Sharkers" if you will are stubborn, annoying, hackers, and determined to make a certain players life as miserable as fucking possible. Sharkers dwell in first person games such as: The Halo series, Team Fortress 2, Any Call Of Duty game, and Any Battlefield game. How to deal with them: Don't bother fighting them, they will use incredibly cheap tactics, camping, cheats (mods/console commands), and hunting in packs on rare occasion. don't reason with him/her/them because they will probably just make a cheap comment like: Get wreked n00b, MLG biches. usually you can just get people to kick them off the server, but if the sharker hacks the server to remove kicking players or kicking players just isn't allowed. plan A, report said player, send sharker the link of this page and call him out on it, when confronted by enough people, theyshould scurry back to their moms basement. plan B, just leave, yes I know its the biggest kick in the metaphorical balls called your ego, but its better than giving the fagola the joy of constantly sharking.
D1DURM0M(Sharker): get rekt m8 cant handle zeez zkillz n0ob

CALLODUTYFAN45: guys I need help this player is sharking and I cant kick him.

D1DURMOM: L00KS LIK SOMONE'S ABOUT TO RAGEQUIT

*player D1DURM0M left the game (kicked from server for sharking)*

CALLODUTYFAN45: THANK GOD WHAT A DUMBASS
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shearing the sheep

The term used for shaving your loved ones back.
"Hey Jane what were doing last night?"

"Oh Just shearing the sheep, Bobby really needed it!"
by Crazy Red Head in TX September 9, 2009
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Shaking The Pringle Can

The act of engaging in male masturbation. The pringle can represents the subjects penis, while the shaking represents the motions made by the males hand to simulate a vagina and/or anus. During the shaking process, it is expected for the male to have some type of masturbation "material" such as a pornographic DVD or perhaps a pornographic magazine. The shaking process can last anywhere from a minute to over an hour, all depending on the situation.
Babe, I was shaking the pringle can all last night, but here's the sweet part, I didn't even use any masturbation material, I used thoughts brought from my spank bank.
by Mr. 1234 September 26, 2009
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Shearing the sheep

Shaving pubic hair/Brazilian waxing. Used predominantly by Indian FOBs.
"When you go to the beauty parlour, make sure you're shearing the sheep the too. Your husband doesn't want to knit a sweater."
by agentbb February 27, 2015
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Shaking like a shitting dog

(verb)- the act of shaking and shivering as a direct result of "demons" brough on by a massive weekend of drinking and or drugs.
Bru, your brother is not in a good way. When i saw him he was shaking like a shitting dog!
by 6mboyjam August 16, 2018
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Sharking

The act of sharking is most commonly performed by males named Chris, sharking is when one resigns from day to day life and decides to patrol the streets as a deep fried nugget.
Sharking it braaah, shark it hard, stop sharking it, shaaaaaaarking.

“Did you see that deep fried nugget?” “Yeah, he’s sharking it haaaard”

“Shark shark shaaaark shark shark shark”
by Spazmo_jh January 21, 2019
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Shearing

Parental disconnect emotionally and financially from a child who discloses their LGBTQ+ status. The opposite of grooming.
I told my parents I was trans, and they are Shearing me from their life, kicking me out of the house!
by PhantmBear December 18, 2022
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