Shank

a combination of masturbating while taking a shit
Shiting and Wanking

I just caught Fred shanking to a cosmo mag

ooh dam i just put some cream on the chocolate pie

by Shoe Boot October 16, 2008

shank

the most baller alcoholic beverage EVER. made by the mix of vodka and the most g drink, sunny, motha fuckin, d. Loved by kids and collage students around the world. ever.

Dam girl, this shank is making you look fabulous

by Dethkock August 5, 2010

kathryn shank

the biggest bitch you’ll ever know

“You know that girl in math class, yeah she’s a total kathryn shank”

by Aspen188399 September 8, 2020

Shank

The art of taking a shit whilst having a wank. Great way to save time. Also heightening the pleasure factor, as a big firm dump squeezes past the male g-spot.

I had a monster shit last night. Time was not on my side, so I decided to double up and had myself an awesome shank.

Or....

My flatmate left the bathroom door unlocked last night, I accidentally walked in on him Shanking!

by Bandicles January 12, 2014

Shank

Shank is a handsome, chocolate, intelligent man. He has a great sense of humor. Simply gorgeous

Don't you wish your significant other was like Shank

by candycaramelbbw November 29, 2016

zack shank

a white kid that is always trying to take your hoe. Also always sucking dick in the bathroom

Why you always gotta be Zack Shankin me dude.

by Tbons May 15, 2016

Shank

When one goes to the toilet for a shit, and also indulges in having a w@nk, it is referred to as a shank.

I'm going for a shank... Give me about 15

by Rumble2017 February 24, 2018