The Obese Seat

You can't fit in it if you are obese.

Aretha Franklin cannot fit into the obese seat.

by The Purple Unicorn December 17, 2012

baby seat

It is a seat made for babies in a car

A luxurious baby seat

by Peter7029 January 25, 2012

ronin seats

bad or uncomfortable seats at the movies or any venue with seating arrangements

dude we got to the movie premiere late so we got stuck with the ''ronin seats'' (front row incapable of seeing anything)

by bum1000 July 8, 2011

two seat ass

A person so obese as to take up two seats on the bus or subway.

Man, my knee is fucking killing me but that two seat ass whale over there just sat down and took up the last two seats. They should make her buy two metropasses!

by lardophobic December 9, 2011

Back Seat Controlling

When someone keeps telling you what to do when you play Call of Duty.

Will keeps back seat controlling Nate while he's playing COD.

by COD playa December 12, 2011

Padded Toilet Seat

A very hairy ass.

Dude has so much butt furr,he carries around his own padded toilet seat!

by KronKyrios September 8, 2011

Seat Jump

When you're standing on a bus (or other public transport) as there are no seats and someone near you gets up to get off, you quickly jump into the absent seat before anyone else has chance.

*Jack & Tom are standing on a crowded bus*
*A man in a nearby seat gets up to get off*
*Jack Seat Jumps instantly into his seat*

by SoupOnHerHed September 15, 2011