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flag post

flag pohst

verb
1. Any phallic object mounted or attached to an individual is known as the "post". An orifice in the pelvic region is inserted by the "post" the owner of the orifice is known as the "flag".
2. to flag post someone.
3. to raise an individual up in the air by their orifice via phallic object.
4. to rap the post with a flag with intent to raise it.
5. to raise someone up in the air with sheer phallic force and power.
6. to impale someone with your penis and lift them into the air.
Person 2: Would you be up for a lunch with our friend, its his birthday?
Person 1: If I can flag post him
Person 2: What?
Person 2: Oh, I read through the typo
Person 1: No typo
Person 1: Flag post
Person 2: What does that even mean dude?
Person 1: There's a post, needs a flag
Person 2: Why tho?
by Prince Harrier Jet September 28, 2017
mugGet the flag postmug.

post lick

Activities that happens after cunnilingus/oral sex.
I decided to give her my number, post lick.
by AnonTupac April 19, 2014
mugGet the post lickmug.

Takei Posting

When every post you make has no purpose other than to remind everyone of how much you love sucking dick.
Americans: We can endure higher prices for food and gas if it means putting the screws to Putin. Consider it a patriotic donation in the fight for freedom over tyranny. -George Takei Posting on Twitter

The peaceful transfer of power is a thing of beauty. One moment Barack Obama is leader of the Free World. A moment later it's Angela Merkel. -George Takei Posting on Twitter

At a speech today in PA, Trump said he considers himself "a blue collar worker, in a way." Right. That's like me claiming I'm a ladies man. -George Takei Posting on Twitter
by 101atu March 12, 2022
mugGet the Takei Postingmug.

Post Malone

When your hair gets all frizzy like Post Malone’s hair...
When I went outside in the humidity my hair got all Post Malone.
by LisseteQ106 May 7, 2021
mugGet the Post Malonemug.

post-worthy

Referring to a picture or video and considering whether or not it is good enough for social media
Damn those Cheetos are so cute that so post-worthy
by Dilcheetos June 26, 2019
mugGet the post-worthymug.

Post Resurrection

The act of adding a comment to an old and inactive post on anything like Facebook or a forum site. Often causes hordes of people to resume commenting on the post, usually completely off topic from what the post was originally about.
Marco might have posted that picture of himself snowboarding in 2009, but through post resurrection I caused his entire chemistry class to begin a discussion of the upcoming quiz in the comments.
by Interrobanging January 15, 2013
mugGet the Post Resurrectionmug.

post dribble

The remaining semen in a mans penis that proceeds to dribble out after he has ejaculated and the phalice has gone flaccid.
I wiped my post dribble off with a tissue from beside my bed
by BigB0bby69 June 9, 2017
mugGet the post dribblemug.

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