Thick as a pork market

Extraordinarily stupid. Implies stupidity exceeding a large quantity of people.

That politician is thick as a pork market

by hawkman507 July 9, 2022

haitian fire pork

It's where you throw Cajun spice in your partners eyes during intercourse and light their nipples on fire before squealing like a pig during the climax

Bro, I Haitian Fire Porked this chick and it was totally hot!

by Sally-Stiffnipples October 25, 2017

Pork Rind Eater

A southern term for a trashy African American or Trashy tweaker/white trash.

Look over there, he looks like he’s a pork rind eater.

That homeless guy looks like a pork rind eater

by Southern terms August 24, 2023

Pork Chop and Bang

The day before Steak and a BJ day, March 13th. Pork Chop and Bang day is used in pre-celebration when there are unfortunate conflicting plans on March 14th.

George had to settle for a pork chop and bang due to a family dinner planned on March 14th.

by El Jackwagon May 11, 2018

Pulled Pork Sandwich

A vicious prank requiring two pranksters and requiring the target to be nude (most likely a locker room shower). Prankster A pulls on the target’s penis. While the target is distracted, prankster B claps on the target’s testicles.

“Why is Bryan on the ground crying in the shower.”

“Colt and I just gave him a Pulled Pork Sandwich!”

“What is wrong with you two?”

by Alex Simms April 29, 2019

Pulled pork wrap

The act of a man wrapping his nutsack around his lovers dick and jerking him off.

I totally just caught big Mike giving Jonathan a pulled pork wrap in the shower.

by Bigjuan4u October 17, 2018

pull my pork

Choke the chicken

It's been a stressful day. Can't wait to pull my pork

by Cheebazebra December 28, 2016