Poon Snatched

To have your poon forcibly taken away

Justin: Hey guess what happened at my homecoming?

Phil: What?

Justin: I got poon snatched

by The Poonsnatched March 4, 2009

poon meter

When there is a chemical reaction in the body that sets off electrons to the sack letting you know there is pussy within a 4 mile radius

Oh God my poon meter is going g off there is ponn out there . i.m on the hunt bitches

by John wayne March 8, 2016

Poon Wrench

1. a vibrator.
2. a female's act of masturbation.

Man, someone needs to bang that Annie girl. All she does is sit around and poon wrench all day.

by Bluesbone_Megaphone November 11, 2011

Poon Jelly

The clear jelly-like discharge that comes out of a woman before or after her period.

She had alot of poon jelly that came out of her before her time of menstruation.

by GoldinWoman March 8, 2022

poon tang

A slang term for a woman's "cha cha".

Too bad your not a prot, 'cause I need some Goddamn poon tang.

by you don't want to know April 27, 2003

Poon-tang

The best thing to eat on a daily basis

I like to eat fresh poon-tang

by Big Smoke Dogg November 24, 2003

poon sauce

1). Something you pour on someone's head you pwn or own.

2). A derivative of the word pwn and then poon.

3). noobs generally are doused in poon sauce.

OMFG i just doused that noob in poon sauce. Can you see? Its dripping everywhere!

by L337 B3N May 9, 2005